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Posted: 1/1/2007 5:04:50 PM EDT

Wear a helmet.
Seriously.
Not for the faint of heart (or stomach)

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:11:59 PM EDT

[#1]

A helmet is not enough!!! They need some serious Judo lessons to learn how to fall properly. On your head/face is not the best way to absorb the impact.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:12:04 PM EDT

[#2]

dam

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:12:51 PM EDT

[#3]

damn.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:13:57 PM EDT

[#4]

When and if I ever have kids, NO SKATEBOARDS...EVER.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:14:09 PM EDT

[#5]

man.. the arm thing... man... dont look .. sheese..

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:14:57 PM EDT

[#6]

I could only watch the first 90 seconds of that. Stupid hurts!

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:17:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:19:58 PM EDT

[#8]

I stopped watching after the first "atomic sit-up".

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:21:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:22:06 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:22:35 PM EDT

[#11]

Skate boards, quite possibly the worst invention ever.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:23:07 PM EDT

[#12]

God that made me hurt.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:24:38 PM EDT

[#13]

but helmets suck and make you look nerdy

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:25:01 PM EDT

[#14]

FUNNY!!!

Kids.............

And movies like "JACKASS" don't help either!

We see it in the Emergency Department here all the time!!!

You can sometimes hear the Nurses and Doctors say it to the patients......"Well, stupid is SUPPOSED to hurt!"

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:25:28 PM EDT

[#15]

so much for the old saying "God watches over children, drunks and fools"

DV8 said it.....NO F'N SKATEBOARDS!!!!

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:30:14 PM EDT

[#16]

The hockey fights look tame compared to the kids heads bouncing off the concrete

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:34:09 PM EDT

[#17]

Some of those were pretty bad, that last skateboard one, DAMN.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:35:11 PM EDT

[#18]

OMFG! THAT KIDS ARM WAS SICK!

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:35:45 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I could only watch the first 90 seconds of that. Stupid hurts!

+1

The dude hitting the wall with his face made me stop the vid.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:38:17 PM EDT

[#20]

I miss hockey.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:41:14 PM EDT

[#21]

When ever I see these type of videos I find myself laughing my ass off like it's funniest home videos or something. Is that wrong? Am I alone in my laughter? My GF thinks I'm mean but this type of shit makes me laugh my ass off and I make no apologies for it. Dumb asses!!!

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:44:37 PM EDT

[#22]

Did the broken arm kid try to pop it back into place?

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:48:00 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1166653982-cat3.b.jpg

LOL

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:49:07 PM EDT

[#24]

OUCHIE!

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:49:32 PM EDT

[#25]

When most of us were growing up we never had all these helmets, knee pads, and elbow pads. There were no pink fuzzy balled kids. You were either a dork that stayed inside with Mommy or you were out doing stupid shit like the rest of us.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:51:50 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Did the broken arm kid try to pop it back into place?

I think he was trying to buff it out. That one's not going to!

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:52:14 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I miss hockey.

I was at the game when the last hockey fight shown took place. What was shown was the entire fight. They circled each other for a second then the Hurricane player (in Red) took a swing and missed and Arron Downey cought him on the chin and he went down like he was struck by a lightning bolt. He stayed on the ice for a minute or so, then some teammates ~~helped him~~ carried him off the ice. The fight took place really early in the first period and the Hurricane player didn't come back for the rest of the game.

They played the theme from Rocky afterwards.

Posted: 1/1/2007 5:55:36 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
When ever I see these type of videos I find myself laughing my ass off like it's funniest home videos or something. Is that wrong? Am I alone in my laughter? My GF thinks I'm mean but this type of shit makes me laugh my ass off and I make no apologies for it. Dumb asses!!!

You're not too mean, these kids are pretty dumb.

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:04:38 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did the broken arm kid try to pop it back into place?

I think he was trying to buff it out. That one's not going to!

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:07:57 PM EDT

[#30]

Nature's failed attempts at thinning the gene pool.

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:17:59 PM EDT

[#31]

I don't think a helmet would've helped the kid with the limp-dick forearm...

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:23:16 PM EDT

[#32]

Damn

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:24:01 PM EDT

[#33]

another good one

clicky

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:31:48 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

When most of us were growing up we never had all these helmets, knee pads, and elbow pads. There were no pink fuzzy balled kids. You were either a dork that stayed inside with Mommy or you were out doing stupid shit like the rest of us.

Yeah, but the stupid crap that we did never involved intentionally doing things that simulate getting into an accident, like going over a railing. Those things happened when you screwed up, not because it was cool.

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:37:20 PM EDT

[#35]

newracer: Your link was awesome too!

It amazes me that people allow themselves to be videoed while being stupid!

Posted: 1/1/2007 6:47:57 PM EDT

[#36]

I laughed

stupid is as stupid does

Posted: 1/1/2007 7:26:33 PM EDT

[#37]

Stupid is as stupid does.

Someone should tell the author about the diff between compilation and complication.

John

Posted: 1/1/2007 7:34:36 PM EDT

[#38]

The video should be entitled: "You're not as good as you think you are"

Posted: 1/1/2007 7:52:42 PM EDT

[#39]

"Physics is a Cold Bitch."

Posted: 1/1/2007 8:00:44 PM EDT

[#40]

What the hell is an "Owned Complication"

Posted: 1/1/2007 8:01:21 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
but helmets suck and make you look nerdy

....yup. And there is nothing sexier than a guy sitting in a wheelchair drooling all over himself because of the brain damage he suffered from a skating accident!

Like the wise man said:

You can't fix stupid.

Posted: 1/1/2007 8:03:05 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I don't think a helmet would've helped the kid with the limp-dick forearm...

Perhaps if he had worn a helmet in an earlier stage of life he would not have damaged his brain to the point where he thought attempting to skate on top of a friggin' rail was a good idea...

Posted: 1/2/2007 2:20:35 AM EDT

[#43]

Best one ever.

www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=2ysdI378SF4

Posted: 1/2/2007 3:23:15 AM EDT

[#44]

OWCH!!!

Crazy!

Oh my...

Stooopid Hurtzzz

Posted: 1/2/2007 4:01:57 AM EDT

[#45]

I'm ain't even gonna watch that stupid shit.

Posted: 1/2/2007 4:16:12 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

When most of us were growing up we never had all these helmets, knee pads, and elbow pads. There were no pink fuzzy balled kids. You were either a dork that stayed inside with Mommy or you were out doing stupid shit like the rest of us.

Even though the people in the videos are utter morons, you are right. You can't fight fate, even if that fate is diving off a skateboard at twenty MPH and landing on one's face. Some folks just have to learn the hard way.

Heck, some of the fools in the vid ARE wearing safety helmets- still didn't stop them getting injured, such as the kid who drove his bike full tilt into the wall, and his face absorbs the impact.