Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 9/19/2005 5:58:22 PM EDT
I received this e-mail from a friend. I'm not sure of the validity, but it does hit the nail on the head.


You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our
UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
will
never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days

unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide
here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for

their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are
stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would
be
amazed, DELETE it!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:59:45 PM EDT
Ibt......everything that will come
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:01:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:02:21 PM EDT
AGNTSA.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:05:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:07:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
When will this end................................



Five minutes after they shut the internet off.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:08:35 PM EDT
That's what I thought! Oh well...
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:08:52 PM EDT
if it has FWD: at the beginning of teh subject, and mentions a celeb as the author, it's BS
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 8:13:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 8:13:49 PM EDT by Max_Mike]
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Quotes That Never Happen Zone".

Trapped forever in a never ending cycle of of it ain’t so…
Top Top