[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Moosecock patch

Posted: 5/14/2015 8:31:30 AM EDT

Ok, GD, how good are you? Where can these patches be ordered from?

Posted: 5/14/2015 8:31:59 AM EDT

[#1]

Errrrr....

Posted: 5/14/2015 8:35:30 AM EDT

[#2]

Screw up at one of his classes. I don't think they are commercially available.

Posted: 5/14/2015 8:55:19 AM EDT

[#3]

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Screw up at one of his classes. I don't think they are commercially available.

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This.

They are earned by demonstrating extreme incompetence during his class. I'd be tempted to fuck something up just to earn one...

Good luck.

Posted: 5/14/2015 8:59:17 AM EDT

[#4]

Let me just google Moose Cock here real quick and OH GOOD LORD!!!!!!

Posted: 5/14/2015 9:00:27 AM EDT

[#5]

As others have said, not available for purchase. Only as an "award".

I've mixed emotions about not having one.

Posted: 5/14/2015 9:02:14 AM EDT

[#6]

I'm "lucky" enough to have two of them.

Posted: 5/14/2015 9:02:28 AM EDT

[#7]

I was taught, by very persuasive screaming gentlemen in round brown hats, to always give the mag a good firm slap after inserting into the mag well.

I have never had a mag not lock into place using that method. I may have been eligible for the patch in other ways however.

Posted: 5/14/2015 9:05:14 AM EDT

[#8]

You have to "earn" it.

Posted: 5/14/2015 9:06:49 AM EDT

[#9]

I have totally dropped a mag out like that in fairly close combat.

So I now load 28. Doesn't mean I won't fuck it up again, but it does mitigate the risk.

Posted: 5/14/2015 9:16:57 AM EDT

[#10]

So if you grab "seven inches" wrong, you get "Moose Cock".

I did not know that.

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