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Posted: 12/24/2003 2:55:25 AM EDT
fucking christmas card...

T'was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty,
Even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse,
And Dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down,
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece,
to see what's the matter.

Then out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment,
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney,
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew right away,
The fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick,
For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney,
With a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch,
Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed,
As he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all,
And have one hell of a night.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 3:06:42 AM EDT
Sounds like my house..............





Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:47:09 AM EDT
"good ship,
good crew,
Merry Christmas...!
f__k you !!"

heard on the 1MC on USS Oriskany CVA-34 Christmas eve 1965......
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:51:23 AM EDT
I have bad feeling about Christmas this year.
I'm afraid I'll wake and there will be nothing but red X's under the tree.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 5:27:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2003 6:01:20 AM EDT by DPeacher]
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I have bad feeling about Christmas this year.
I'm afraid I'll wake and there will be nothing but red X's under the tree.
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