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4/18/2021 9:59:29 PM
Posted: 6/2/2008 8:41:44 AM EDT
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170224742048

I sent the guy a message stating that I personally owned Saturn, and demand reparations at the conclusion of the auction.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 8:44:09 AM EDT
I own planet Earth, so I should ask for reparations as well. Oh, and I'm upping the rent, bitches
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 8:44:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 8:46:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 8:48:22 AM EDT
You will get no reparations - someone stole your milkshake.


5) Okay, but if you're auctioning off the Milky Way, aren’t you also auctioning off Earth?

Good question, but if you go to your website, and read read the legal basis for our ownership, you'll see that we’re auctioning off the Milky Way galaxy as a single entity, minus (not including) our own solar system, or any already claimed celestial bodies within the galaxy itself.


Link Posted: 6/2/2008 8:51:11 AM EDT

lol
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 8:51:53 AM EDT

This just in from God:

As the owner/creator of the Universe, I feel that this subletting of the 'milky way' portion of the Universe violates the terms of your lease.

Eviction proceedings shall commence unless you cease and desist from this action.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 8:56:41 AM EDT

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cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170224742048

I sent the guy a message stating that I personally owned Saturn, and demand reparations at the conclusion of the auction.


Actually, if you notice the details, the sale is for the Milky Way, minus our solar system and any previously claimed planets.




DAMMIT!!!  I knew I shoulda read the whole thing.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:39:00 AM EDT

Who's going to e-mail them and ask if they have other Galaxies for sale?

The Milky Way, just isn't what I was looking for in a Galaxy
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:42:06 AM EDT
HEY HEY HEY! I CLAIMED THIS GALAXY FIRST, MOTHER FUCKER!

As grand overlord of the Milky Way and the Magellanic Clouds, I demand that this imposter cease and desist all activity or I'll unleash my orbital lasers on his ass!
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:46:22 AM EDT
Ehh..Id rather have the Andromeda Galaxy
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:12:12 AM EDT
I'm the current high bidder.  
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:16:14 AM EDT
They can't have to moon, for I am the Toast King...Ruler of the moon!
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:16:46 AM EDT
Give me the galaxy with Star Wars

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:18:08 AM EDT
I wouldn't give more than $20 for it.  I mean, look at the neighborhood!  All kinds of traffic problems too.  With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:18:15 AM EDT
I'm happy just as long as Peru can't bid.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:19:49 AM EDT

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I wouldn't give more than $20 for it.  I mean, look at the neighborhood!  All kinds of traffic problems too.  With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.


also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.  
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:23:24 AM EDT
I already claimed everything that's not in our Solar System, so who ever wins doesn't get anything.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:23:46 AM EDT
Amazing how many dumbshits there are now a days.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:25:31 AM EDT
Free shipping...


That guy's screwed!
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:36:55 AM EDT
It's over $800.00.  I thought about buying it and charging everyone on the planet a $1.00 "Galaxy Overlord Tax" but they made our solar system exempt.

Look at the bidding history - all guys like a***a with new accounts.  Prolly this guy & his friends trying to drive up the price.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:43:54 AM EDT
Dibs on Neptune.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:46:04 AM EDT

Quoted:

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I wouldn't give more than $20 for it.  I mean, look at the neighborhood!  All kinds of traffic problems too.  With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.


also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.  


ESPECIALLY with the current drastic rise in price of dilithium crystals  !
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:51:09 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:

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I wouldn't give more than $20 for it.  I mean, look at the neighborhood!  All kinds of traffic problems too.  With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.


also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.  


ESPECIALLY with the current drastic rise in price of dilithium crystals  !


Well  the supply of eludeium phosdex (the shaving cream atom) is ALARMINGLY LOW! so price should go down.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:52:44 AM EDT
I should by my wife a galaxy for her birthday.

Thanks for the awsome idea.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:52:48 AM EDT

Quoted:

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I wouldn't give more than $20 for it.  I mean, look at the neighborhood!  All kinds of traffic problems too.  With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.


also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.  


ESPECIALLY with the current drastic rise in price of dilithium crystals  !


You're still using that old clunker warp drive? Man, go hyperdrive. I get 60,000 light years to the gallon and can cross that distance in an hour.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 11:00:08 AM EDT

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Dibs on Neptune.
Dibs  on Netune's Daughter!
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 11:18:42 AM EDT
good theard!
Link Posted: 8/3/2008 3:30:35 PM EDT

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I'm the current high bidder.  

Like the "Arfcom-ville" idea on steroids.
Link Posted: 8/3/2008 3:32:34 PM EDT
Eh, nobody is gonna want the Milky Way after Andromeda tears it apart.  
Link Posted: 8/3/2008 3:34:21 PM EDT
E BAY PULLED THE AUCTION. ROTTEN COCKSUCKERS
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