Mighty Mouse vs. Superman

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Posted: 4/26/2001 4:22:37 PM EDT

Oh, that's right. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon character and Superman is a real guy.
Betcha it still would be a good fight.

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:07:06 PM EDT

[#1]

Mighty Mouse packing Kryptonite would kick his a$$

But that Underdog dude was my favorite. Him and Quick Draw Mcgraw.

Damn, now I'm hungry for some Lucky Charms. [:)]

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:07:45 PM EDT

[#2]

He he...these vs.topics are getting stranger everyday.

Definitely Superman would win because Mighty Mouse couldn't fly more than ten feet to challenge Superman without having a heart attack!

All these years of eating cheese doomed him with a high cholesterol level. He must of ate cheese day and night. Darn rodent should of followed his doctor's advice!

-RoadDog

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:14:46 PM EDT

[#3]

well the Wonder twins can kick everyones ass[-!-!-]

except Speedy Gonzalez, he'd beat everyones ass & Uglygun's twice for fun[:D]

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:16:41 PM EDT

[#4]

My money is on Mighty Mouse. He could tie up Superman with his vapor trail and kick the S off his chest.

Eddie

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:19:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Mighty Mouse!
Superman is a paraplegic in a wheelchair.
I am so cruel.

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:22:56 PM EDT

[#6]

I don't know where you guys have been, but the answer is obvious: The Tick would waste them both! He's nigh invulnerable!

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:28:44 PM EDT

[#7]

What about Wonder Wart Hog, alter ego of Philbert Desenex? He was tough..

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:46:43 PM EDT

[#8]

Venom or Mace or Deadpool would take out everyone listed here...including the Tick.

Even Superman, that cape makes you vulnerable.

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:47:59 PM EDT

[#9]

And of course, they ALL run when they hear the Mall Ninja is on his way to straighten them out! [:D]

Posted: 4/26/2001 5:58:12 PM EDT

[#10]

No way Juggy, the Tick's too dumb to feel pain! The only way to stop him is to put a slot machine in front of him.

But it IS nice of you to mention Deadpool, espicially after he made you look like a fool in the limited series...

"Ah, LOGIC stops the Juggernaut!"

Posted: 4/26/2001 6:13:42 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
No way Juggy, the Tick's too dumb to feel pain! The only way to stop him is to put a slot machine in front of him.

But it IS nice of you to mention Deadpool, espicially after he made you look like a fool in the limited series...

"Ah, LOGIC stops the Juggernaut!"

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[size=6] NOTHING stops the Juggernaut![/size=6]

Even logic itself is useless against him!

I loved the Deadpool saga tho, shame it didn't fly...

and BTW, who says we wouldn't provide him with a slot machine? Venom wouldn't think of it, but I can see it from Mace. Deadpool might-maybe not.

Posted: 4/26/2001 6:18:08 PM EDT

[#12]

Yeah, the Deadpool series really rocked, maybe even more wisecracks than in the older Spiderman. I loved it just for all the bad Juggernaut jokes...

"Hey, don't look not, but is that Juggernaut behind you?"

"Aw, man, I was just joking about the Jauggernaut thing!"

"Bonzi! Or in this case, Ginsu!"

"Fight Jauggernaugt in a knife factory! Not even with regenitive powers!"

Posted: 4/26/2001 6:19:30 PM EDT

[#13]

But he WAS able to reason with Jauggernaut at one point, hence the "logic stops the Jauggernaut" quote...

Posted: 4/26/2001 6:30:58 PM EDT

[#14]

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But he WAS able to reason with Jauggernaut at one point, hence the "logic stops the Jauggernaut" quote...

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Once, first time and last...

I agree, great lines, great baiting, pretty darned good plot. Wish I could find that set again.

"Can't he take two Wolverines, and call me in the morning?"

"NO JOKES!"

"Am I laughin'?"

Posted: 4/26/2001 6:42:47 PM EDT

[#15]

With Kryptonite, hell, I could kick Superman's ass (wheel chair or not). Without Kryptonite Superman would win.

Think about it. They both have identical powers just different sizes. Sort of like a .22 going against a .50 caliber. Which do you think would win.

Screw the wonder twins. If you keep them apart they are worthless.

Actually wonder woman would kick everyones ass.