A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled
upon a Genie's lamp.
She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The
amazed woman asked if she was entitled to three wishes.
The Genie said "No. Due to inflation, constant
downsizing, low wages in third world countries & fierce global
competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said "I want peace in
the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed "Gadzooks,
lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm
good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've
never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning,
is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch
sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for... a good
The Genie let out a long sigh & said,
"Let me see that fuckin' map!"