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12/14/2011 2:27:10 PM EDT
$800 bucks and up.  






Any practical use other than stabbing someone? Why would someone carry this over a standard fixed blade. Seems like this thing takes up too much weight and space to be only used for one thing.



ETA: Family member was at a gun show in MA. This seemed to be the new hot item.





 
12/14/2011 2:28:15 PM EDT
[#1]
cool but way over priced
12/14/2011 2:29:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Nice letter opener
12/14/2011 2:30:04 PM EDT
[#3]
WTF? ASSAULT KNIFE!
12/14/2011 2:31:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Stupid at any price.

12/14/2011 2:32:20 PM EDT
[#5]
If it doesn't have sharpened edges, it's not really a knife now is it?

Woops I guess it is sharp, they just painted the sharpened edges.
12/14/2011 2:35:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Nice letter opener


Yeah, if the letter is full of blood that you want to remove quickly.

Quoted:
If it doesn't have sharpened edges, it's not really a knife now is it?


Look closer, that stabby thing is nothing but a huge hypodermic needle.
12/14/2011 2:40:26 PM EDT
[#7]
i think it is sharp

screw in sheath

pay no mind to blade orientation slashing

BUT  i doubt it will penetrate aa easily as a xonventional .dagger.

also comes in titanium for the person who already has everytingggg


12/14/2011 2:45:07 PM EDT
[#8]
The sheath looks like a tactical dildo.
12/14/2011 2:46:35 PM EDT
[#9]
People will buy anything if you attach the right name and price tag to it.
12/14/2011 2:48:52 PM EDT
[#10]
I thought it was Dave?  The guy that used to work at MSAR.  



Is it a knife?  That's one badass knife, because it has a account here and post in threads.

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12/14/2011 2:50:10 PM EDT
[#11]
Bring out the Pig'O'Truth.




12/14/2011 2:52:47 PM EDT
[#12]
snort...
12/14/2011 2:54:00 PM EDT
[#13]
Probably used to "de-animate a sentry," or whatever that probably now defunct, uber tactical knife company once said in an ad to describe one of their knives.
12/14/2011 2:57:36 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
$800 bucks and up.  

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5605/jagger.jpg

Any practical use other than stabbing someone? Why would someone carry this over a standard fixed blade. Seems like this thing takes up too much weight and space to be only used for one thing.

ETA: Family member was at a gun show in MA. This seemed to be the new hot item.
 


otay. tell me how you sharpen the thing, and i will buy it.
12/14/2011 7:33:39 PM EDT
[#15]
A five dollar machete and a few feet of half inch pvc pipe and I'd have a stabbing tool 95% as good.

Or the machete and a stand of bamboo.
12/14/2011 7:37:02 PM EDT
[#16]
Dave probably has one.
12/14/2011 7:39:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Stupid at any price.



again.
12/14/2011 7:59:14 PM EDT
[#18]
It looks like the kind of garbage you would see on a table at a flea market, right next to the velvet paintings if dragons.

I am sure it is fine German steel, and has amazing properties, but it still looks like something that would  cost $25 and be stamped "Made in Pakistan".
12/14/2011 8:03:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Too needley for me.

ETA- Mother of fuck, $800?!?!  Did a motherfucker stutter with the decimal point there?

Fuck you $800.  For $800 I'm carrying another fucking pistol!

Fucking thing looks like a cross between a hypodermic and a flashlight too.
12/14/2011 8:07:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Why bother when you can have a Belt Sword?
12/14/2011 8:13:33 PM EDT
[#21]
Perfect for exsanguinating unicorns
12/14/2011 8:15:42 PM EDT
[#22]
That's crazy looking. Not very useful, but cool as hell.
12/14/2011 8:19:52 PM EDT
[#23]
Just in case you ever have to fight Sting to the death on Arrakis.
 
12/14/2011 8:28:43 PM EDT
[#24]
I bought a $300 microtech OTF a while back. I'm not really a knife person, but (like that damn tomahawk thread) I saw it, the mood struck me, and I had to have it. It's a really great knife and has held up very well even though I don't carry it due to VA's switchblade laws (even without carrying them I'm still very hard on knives for some reason). Even if I could carry it though I'm not sure I would. The risk of losing such an expensive knife means I end up carrying a kershaw that will do 95% of what the microtech will (and is actually easier to open with wet hands), especailly when you factor in the risk of encountering LE that wants to be a dick about it not being technically legal to carry.  As it stands its a 300 box opener/nail file. I've certainly made better choices with my discrestionry funds.
12/14/2011 8:48:46 PM EDT
[#25]
sheath is too narrow for me to use as a fleshlight.
12/14/2011 8:50:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Is there a ballistic option?
12/14/2011 8:56:40 PM EDT
[#27]
Microtech can suck an infected puss filled hemorrhoid.
12/14/2011 8:58:44 PM EDT
[#28]
I have seen similarly designed sheath setups like that on deep sea diving knives but I doubt that is microtechs intent.
Oh yeah, screw you microtech, at one time (I have heard they are slightly less douchy nowadays) they won't fix fire or EMT owned auto knives 90% of the time, threatening to call the cops on you for asking for warranty work and if they do decide to help you out of the kindness of their hearts you could expect 4 to 8 months, not weeks, months wait for service or you could have a cop friend send it in and get it back in 13 days.
12/14/2011 9:01:37 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Perfect for exsanguinating unicorns


Before or after having sex with them?

...oh, maybe not the unicorns I'm thinking about.
12/14/2011 9:06:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Cool looking for sure but not $800 cool. I'd buy it for $100.
12/14/2011 9:13:00 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Microtech can suck an infected puss filled hemorrhoid.


Don't hold it in, let us know how you feel.
12/14/2011 9:18:19 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Cool looking for sure but not $800 cool. I'd buy it for $100.


$80.

Not a penny more.
12/14/2011 9:20:13 PM EDT
[#33]
It looks like something from that hillbilly knife collectors shop at home show.
12/14/2011 9:22:21 PM EDT
[#34]
Hey is this a call-out thread?!?!?





12/15/2011 5:08:08 AM EDT
[#35]
Good for Microtech for making a unique product that they can sell.


$800?  

Why bother making rifles if you can sell those.
12/15/2011 7:55:26 AM EDT
[#36]
If the handle threaded onto a pike shaft, it would also work well for spearing narwhals
12/15/2011 7:58:06 AM EDT
[#37]
It needs a bayonet lug
12/15/2011 8:04:41 AM EDT
[#38]
Looks like a piece of wrought iron and a frost cutlery knife got their freak on without a jimmy hat.
12/15/2011 8:09:13 AM EDT
[#39]
Could you use it to core apples?  
12/15/2011 8:11:06 AM EDT
[#40]




Quoted:

Stupid at any price.







This guy gets it.



12/15/2011 8:23:41 AM EDT
[#41]
Finally.. A worthy lawn-dart replacement!  
12/15/2011 8:32:20 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
The sheath looks like a tactical dildo.


This thread is dildos.
12/15/2011 8:34:07 AM EDT
[#43]
It looks like something for spiking watermelons.
12/15/2011 8:43:08 AM EDT
[#44]
I saw one in person the other day at Mark's Outdoors in Birmingham.

It looked so FUCKING stupid that I thought it was manufactured by one of the "Fantasy" knife companies.  I discounted it as an object of desire (unless you like visiting a proctologist) immediately....

On a side note, I did buy my first Balisong, a Benchmade 51 Morpho.  Very nice.. not super functional, but I have always wanted one and I have plenty of regular folders.
12/15/2011 9:30:24 AM EDT
[#45]
This is just the thing i need to finish my stabbing robot!

12/15/2011 7:20:28 PM EDT
[#46]
The blade has a very specific function; to punch through light barriers/bone/Kevlar, create deep punctures and cause rapid bleed out but not get trapped in the body by suction.  Just like a spike bayonet.  

They're well made, but I wouldn't pay $800.  Admittedly I was tempted a few months ago.
12/15/2011 7:29:14 PM EDT
[#47]
I'll wait till they got a knockoff in the BudK catalog for $4.98.
12/15/2011 7:35:26 PM EDT
[#48]
It looks like the knife version of fleshlight
12/15/2011 7:37:00 PM EDT
[#49]
Looks like it was designed by someone who never fought with a knife. F them.
12/15/2011 7:38:48 PM EDT
[#50]



Quoted:


The blade has a very specific function; to punch through light barriers/bone/Kevlar, create deep punctures and cause rapid bleed out but not get trapped in the body by suction.  Just like a spike bayonet.  



They're well made, but I wouldn't pay $800.  Admittedly I was tempted a few months ago.



stick that thing on a 8 foot pole, and you will have one hell of a primitive hunt boar spear.





 
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