Many stories come to us from the tragic sinking of the Titanic. Some are not as well known as others. Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. To date this would have been the largest shipment ever exported to Mexico. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about the stuff, were earerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so, that they declared a National Day of mourning which they still observe today.
The day is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

You owe me 30 seconds of life!

Quoted: You owe me 30 seconds of life!

Damn I thought I read slow .

LOL! I liked it.

What did the five fingers say to Kodiak-AK?


SMACK, bitch!

Hardee har har. Blow me.

Quoted: What did the five fingers say to Kodiak-AK? SMACK, bitch!

O Crap another one of those Texas isn't the biggest state in the union anymore crybaby's.

Keep that shit up and we will cut Alaska in half and make you the third largest state in the union.

+1 for ridiculous humor appreciation

I want that 15 seconds of my life back.

Hoppy8420

Quoted: Quoted: What did the five fingers say to Kodiak-AK? SMACK, bitch! O Crap another one of those Texas isn't the biggest state in the union anymore crybaby's. Keep that shit up and we will cut Alaska in half and make you the third largest state in the union.

And we'll still have more electoral votes than either of them. Unless you snowbillies have given polar bears the vote...

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What did the five fingers say to Kodiak-AK? SMACK, bitch! O Crap another one of those Texas isn't the biggest state in the union anymore crybaby's. Keep that shit up and we will cut Alaska in half and make you the third largest state in the union. And we'll still have more electoral votes than either of them. Unless you snowbillies have given polar bears the vote...

Screw that noise . We are trying to pass a bill to let the seals vote . We may even let the navy guys do it too.

Is there a smiley that groans?  

Quoted: Is there a smiley that groans?

I don't know , but when she groans I smile .