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4/30/2012 11:48:27 PM EDT
The story. The story in which.. in which your zombies invaded. In which your fucktardes relegated. In switch, your ice skaters salivated.
4/30/2012 11:56:43 PM EDT
[#1]
I hear ya, bro.
4/30/2012 11:59:17 PM EDT
[#2]
TL:DR
5/1/2012 12:02:00 AM EDT
[#3]
I want what you're having.
5/1/2012 12:06:43 AM EDT
[#4]
5/1/2012 12:11:21 AM EDT
[#5]
Dragons modified through mudmen Daria identified through north central positronics through ironwoods solidified...
5/1/2012 12:12:53 AM EDT
[#6]
Preach on!
5/1/2012 12:17:12 AM EDT
[#7]
This is more than booze, or you're just insane.



Continue
5/1/2012 12:17:35 AM EDT
[#8]
I played tonight in Richmond a town I think is fine Tomorrow night is Dallas a long way down the line I played the towns through the winter and in the summer again This story has no meaning this story has no end I couldn't wait to be a big star to have fortune and fame I couldn't wait to make the records so everyone would know my name And when I finally made it I stopped and thought againThis story has no meaning this story has no end But life it isn't easy on this hard lonesome road

5/1/2012 12:20:55 AM EDT
[#9]
Waffle ironwood chair johns wall against pie bacon superman brownie?

Is are deciduous automobile Fran Drescher.   Koko! Fine animal person gorilla. Browse polite nipple there hurry. Sound bad! Billy! Billy I need a kitten.














5/1/2012 12:21:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
This is more than booze, or you're just insane.

Continue


The Beam exulted, the beam through which we travel un halted We live on the Beam, like a bumbler treated llike the spiral unmalting.
5/1/2012 12:21:50 AM EDT
[#11]
Thorn wishes Talon.  Aegis ascendant Pattern Thimble.
5/1/2012 12:22:41 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
This is more than booze, or you're just insane.

Continue


The Beam exulted, the beam through which we travel un halted We live on the Beam, like a bumbler treated llike the spiral unmalting.


Is it weird that that made sense in a semi abstract way?

Oh crap...I'm catching the crazy.
5/1/2012 12:45:18 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
This is more than booze, or you're just insane.

Continue


The Beam exulted, the beam through which we travel un halted We live on the Beam, like a bumbler treated llike the spiral unmalting.


Is it weird that that made sense in a semi abstract way?

Oh crap...I'm catching the crazy.


Yrs. You are cazy.Crazzy.  Krozay.
5/1/2012 12:50:38 AM EDT
[#14]
are you on the path?
5/1/2012 1:01:40 AM EDT
[#15]
As he stared into the eyes of the dragon, it's foul breath pooling around him like a ground fog made of rotten meat, Jorak the Destroyer hefted his giant, two bladed battleax and said the first thing that came to his mind,"Should I stock up on crossbow bolts before the election?"
5/1/2012 1:07:02 AM EDT
[#16]
Floating down, the sound resounds. Around the icy waters underground. Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titan. Neptune, Titan, Stars can frighten.
5/1/2012 1:10:13 AM EDT
[#17]
The Bitch Dragon was compassionite.
5/1/2012 1:34:13 AM EDT
[#18]
The dragon queen resplendent, the jester coward, the fall of ice and the sky of fire. All central in the vortex swift, a tale forgotten, always told.

A girl crying in a field, the cat watches.

Never forwards nor backwards.  Always spinning sideways the angles come.
5/1/2012 1:42:30 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
The Bitch Dragon was compassionite.


The dragon queen resplendent, the jester coward, the fall of ice and the sky of fire. All central in the vortex swift, a tale forgotten, always told.

A girl crying in a field, the cat watches.

Never forwards nor backwards. Always spinning sideways the angles come.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/1/2012 2:20:53 AM EDT
[#20]
Ahhhhhhh"?!!!!
5/1/2012 2:26:55 AM EDT
[#21]
Yeah Im in for this fucktardidness. It's got zombies in it.
5/1/2012 2:34:34 AM EDT
[#22]
The zombies delegated. Fucktards promulgated. Paper electro-chemical exhausting sonic transmission conductor aluminum nature machine circulating tactile desire dream release.

I saw you last night.
5/1/2012 5:20:01 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Thorn wishes Talon.  Aegis ascendant Pattern Thimble.


Best books in that entire universe!
5/1/2012 5:28:56 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I want what you're having.


You want a head injury?
5/1/2012 5:32:09 AM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:


Ahhhhhhh"?!!!!


He yelped with a quiver.

Slung and sprung he ran to the aid.

Shepherding sheep to the edge of the cliff.

Done what he must,





now relieved.



 
5/1/2012 5:33:37 AM EDT
[#26]
Oh, I get it ... another Big Lebowski thread!

Here's mine...

STFU Donny.
5/1/2012 5:33:45 AM EDT
[#27]
Not as easy to masterbate to as side-boob guitar chick.
5/1/2012 5:35:44 AM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


The zombies delegated. Fucktards promulgated. Paper electro-chemical exhausting sonic transmission conductor aluminum nature machine circulating tactile desire dream release.



I saw you last night.


But you didn't know I was there.

I drank up your grog and ate all your bacon.

Unspeakable things your couch did endure.

When I was done and most traces erased...

I stopped to leave a treasure,
in your hair.



 
5/1/2012 4:16:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Feeling a bit more sober OP?
5/1/2012 4:21:01 PM EDT
[#30]
Motheeerfucker!!!
Am I going to have google this fucking nonsense, or are you just drunk fucking retarded?  
I can only be gibberished trolled so many times per every 24 hours.





ETA:http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1317625_Messing_with_Telemarketers.html





 
 
5/1/2012 4:22:27 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Thorn wishes Talon.  Aegis ascendant Pattern Thimble.


Thank you. I needed a codeword for my forces poised to take over the world. I do believe I have found it.
5/1/2012 4:25:20 PM EDT
[#32]
Is this a Hunger Games thread
5/1/2012 4:27:08 PM EDT
[#33]
Best thread of the day
5/1/2012 4:28:28 PM EDT
[#34]
Sometimes, when I always do, I'm completely halfway, because of inferred literal references.
5/1/2012 4:32:16 PM EDT
[#35]
What kind of inverted buttfuckery is this ass-AIDS?
5/1/2012 4:36:04 PM EDT
[#36]
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra. When the walls fell.
5/1/2012 4:42:33 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
What kind of inverted buttfuckery is this ass-AIDS?

Just relax man and let it happen. You might live through it.
5/1/2012 4:46:43 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What kind of inverted buttfuckery is this ass-AIDS?

Just relax man and let it happen. You might live through it.


????   In my current state if I relax I risk shitting all over my head.
5/1/2012 5:52:21 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra. When the walls fell.


NERD!!!

Lol I guess I am too

Shaka, when the walls fell.
5/1/2012 7:56:19 PM EDT
[#40]
Lol I'm still trying to figure this all out.