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Posted: 3/31/2012 10:13:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 10:26:55 AM EDT by Bat-Masterson]
Most people would be ecstatic about their new found riches, but not Mr. Horner. As it turns out he was already Maryland's second wealthiest resident. With this new lottery win people are speculating that he'll now be the richest person living in the state of Maryland. Mr. Horner made most of his wealth on Wall Street. Last year's tax return show him reporting a little over $900,000,000 and because of some questionable accounting he only paid 2% in taxes.


It seems to be fake

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:15:26 AM EDT
Sucks it wasn't me my ambitions of world domination will have to wait..
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:15:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:17:05 AM EDT
That fuck-stick won it ?

Oh fer Christ's sake
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:17:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
Sucks it wasn't me my ambitions of world domination will have to wait..

Me too.

Makes it a little more palatable that there were 3 winners though. If I can't have it at least it got split between 3 people who were not me.

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:18:10 AM EDT
Why do rich people play the lottery?
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:18:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 10:19:16 AM EDT by Cypher15]

next up: obama proposes people with over 1 million dollars cant play the lottery
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:19:16 AM EDT
I find it very interesting when rich people win the lottery...
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:19:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 10:20:22 AM EDT by RarestRX]
Dude, that article is fake as shit.

"This will help me fix up one of my estates in the Cayman Islands that I've kind of let go in recent years. I've also been thinking about buying a couple more Gulfstream G550 jets, so I think I'll go ahead and do that now." Paul goes on to say, "I'm actually kind of bummed about winning because I know there is really no way around paying the full amount of taxes that I'll owe on this. I guess for a moment or so I'll have to join the 'regulars' and pay my fair share. Maybe when I'm done paying all those taxes I'll go down to a local bar and have a domestic beer with the common folk there, just to get a quick taste of what that's like," Horner laughs. "To be honest, most of this money will probably end up going to campaign contributions for Rick Santorum."

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:20:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RarestRX:

Dude, that article is fake as shit.

I said it might not be real in my op, does seem soon for someone to come forward

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:21:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 10:22:32 AM EDT by Lorax]
Originally Posted By peekay:
Why do rich people play the lottery?

Because apparently, it only takes one ticket to win.

He won it fair and square, with the same odds as everyone else. It's just the way it goes.

I wonder too, if this is real. Big lottery winners usually take a while to regroup and seek counsel. It's hard to believe we would find out who it was so soon.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:22:49 AM EDT
HAhahaaha! Awesome!
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:23:15 AM EDT
He's kind of a dick

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:23:29 AM EDT
Ha ha.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:23:35 AM EDT
I think it's fake, but its funny as hell, either way.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:24:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 10:26:03 AM EDT by Bat-Masterson]
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