Posted: 7/26/2011 3:47:50 AM EDT
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Last night my wife couldn't sleep and stayed up playing games on her phone. After about an hour she rolled over, put her head on my shoulder & arm across my chest. I allegedly then rubbed her arm & called her a "beautiful zombie."
Does anyone think this could be a marital problem? Oh & for some reason she now wants me to lock up my guns at night while I sleep.  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I had an incident with my first wife.
I was sleeping soundly when WHACK! - she slapped me and said, "You bastard!" I was thoroughly confused, and when I tried to ask what that was for, she said, "I don't want to talk about it!" and rolled back over. I didn't really sleep the rest of the night. The next day she had no memory of this event. |
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Quoted: I had an incident with my first wife. I was sleeping soundly when WHACK! - she slapped me and said, "You bastard!" I was thoroughly confused, and when I tried to ask what that was for, she said, "I don't want to talk about it!" and rolled back over. I didn't really sleep the rest of the night. The next day she had no memory of this event. Don't keep anything sharp in the bedroom, you are eventually going to pay for what you have done, and we all know you did something.  |
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I had an incident with my first wife. I was sleeping soundly when WHACK! - she slapped me and said, "You bastard!" I was thoroughly confused, and when I tried to ask what that was for, she said, "I don't want to talk about it!" and rolled back over. I didn't really sleep the rest of the night. The next day she had no memory of this event. I've heard it will make you slap somebody
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the wemonz are crazy.
the fuck?
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Quoted: I had an incident with my first wife. I was sleeping soundly when WHACK! - she slapped me and said, "You bastard!" I was thoroughly confused, and when I tried to ask what that was for, she said, "I don't want to talk about it!" and rolled back over. I didn't really sleep the rest of the night. The next day she had no memory of this event. That wouldn't go over very well if my wife did that to me. |
