Posted: 12/22/2003 12:48:58 PM EDT
Squad of Marines
A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad.
They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby
on the opposite side of the road was an American marine in a similar
state, but he was alert.
As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what had happened.
The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of s - - t, and then
the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill and Hillary Clinton
were miserable pieces of s - - t."
"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
Clone joke. Locked.