Posted: 4/27/2009 4:42:52 PM EDT
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Go to the nearest outdoor store, buy the Gerber camp axe.
Carefully take it from the package, this thing is sharp. Go all Viking on them and take the head off with a quick blow on the neck, zombie no more. HMMMMMMMM may work on islamo terrorists too. |
I prefer Cold Steel's Two Handed Machete http://www.coldsteel.com/twohama.html 
They also provide a nice instructional DVD demonstrating the proper use of their other zombie killing options. disclaimer: no zombies were injured/killed in the filming of the Cold Steel videos |
