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Posted: 8/15/2007 12:01:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 12:06:57 PM EDT by jstang]
"From the don't be a Dick files"..........................

Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

ETA, he should get a vagina,then he would never leave the house..............lol!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:02:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 12:03:03 PM EDT by Maxwell71]
She found a normal rich guy to squeeze out another puppy with.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:02:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:03:14 PM EDT
wow just wow
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:03:25 PM EDT

Thats all i can comment.

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:04:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:04:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 12:04:56 PM EDT by Kharn]
A German that's not into wierd sexual adventures? What's the world coming to?
ETA: He could get both.....

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:07:42 PM EDT
So...If he fucked her in the ass while fucking her in the pussy and his dicks touched....would that make him gay??
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:08:15 PM EDT
Well, that's a shocker!
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:08:49 PM EDT
Is his nickname Der Shocker?
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:09:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:09:46 PM EDT
Can he jerk one in each hand?
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:10:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
Well, that's a shocker!

Even more
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:12:51 PM EDT
one in the pink and the other in the stink?
Don't they sell dildos that do this
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:13:36 PM EDT
"I woke up this moring with a bad hangover and, my penis was missing again..."

"This happens all the time. It's detachable."
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:16:50 PM EDT

<space saved for when some witty remark can be inserted>
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:18:32 PM EDT
Guess he'd better get ambidextrous in a hurry. Sounds like it'll be Friday nights with the "hand-sisters" from now on. Perhaps they could link one testicle to each penis.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:20:38 PM EDT

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:21:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
Well, that's a shocker!

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:22:35 PM EDT
That rocks!
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:24:20 PM EDT
Every night is DP night.

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:25:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Torf:
"I woke up this moring with a bad hangover and, my penis was missing again..."

"This happens all the time. It's detachable."

King Missile rocks.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:30:55 PM EDT
She probably knew something was up when he came home with his left leg missing.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:37:23 PM EDT
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says "I vish to buy sex vith

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £100 an hour".

"Ist gut, but I must varn you. I'm a little kinky".

"No problem" she replies cautiously. "I can do a little kinky".

So off they go to the girls flat where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".

The girls finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to
her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hands und knees".

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow zis vistle as i make love to you".

She finds this very odd, but figures "It's harmless and the guy is

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced and it is
several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing. What do you call that?"

"Ah" says the German, "Four sprung duck technique".
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:37:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:38:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 12:38:26 PM EDT by ZR2]

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 12:42:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 1:43:03 PM EDT by akethan]
2hung low, four tracks in snow.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 1:25:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 1:27:08 PM EDT by Achilles1]
His wife left him ?

No loss. There should be more than enough sleazy woman around that would love a bit of DP action going on. If not he can always move to California and make big dough in the porn industry.

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 1:32:01 PM EDT
So in other words, one in the hand IS NOT worth two in the bush?
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 1:34:16 PM EDT
That guy could make millions starring in freak-show porn.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 1:40:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 1:41:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 2:55:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 2:58:53 PM EDT
That guy would make a fortune in porn!
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 3:06:33 PM EDT
That could be handy....

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 3:49:23 PM EDT
If Mark LaRue came out with an improved Dillo with an extra head for opening 2 bottles at the same time, would it be a double headed dillo?
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