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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Man has second penis installed, wife leaves him.........lol!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:01:25 PM EDT

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=
"From the don't be a Dick files"..........................

Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

ETA, he should get a vagina,then he would never leave the house..............lol!!!!!

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:02:41 PM EDT

[#1]

She found a normal rich guy to squeeze out another puppy with.

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:02:57 PM EDT

[#2]

TOO MUCH FUCKING INFO!!!!

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:03:14 PM EDT

[#3]

wow just wow

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:03:25 PM EDT

[#4]

Thats all i can comment.

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:04:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
TOO MUCH FUCKING INFO!!!!

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:04:29 PM EDT

[#6]

A German that's not into wierd sexual adventures? What's the world coming to?

ETA: He could get both.....

Kharn

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:07:42 PM EDT

[#7]

So...If he fucked her in the ass while fucking her in the pussy and his dicks touched....would that make him gay??

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:08:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Well, that's a shocker!

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:08:49 PM EDT

[#9]

Is his nickname Der Shocker?

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:09:04 PM EDT

[#10]

What the guy should have done was had the operation. Kept it from the missus for a week or so. Stayed with her every minute for a week, then woke up one morning and screamed "WTF !!" The look on his wifes face would be a classic.

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:09:46 PM EDT

[#11]

Can he jerk one in each hand?

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:10:19 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Well, that's a shocker!

Even more

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:12:51 PM EDT

[#13]

one in the pink and the other in the stink?
Don't they sell dildos that do this

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:13:36 PM EDT

[#14]

"I woke up this moring with a bad hangover and, my penis was missing again..."

"This happens all the time. It's detachable."

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:16:50 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:18:32 PM EDT

[#16]

Guess he'd better get ambidextrous in a hurry. Sounds like it'll be Friday nights with the "hand-sisters" from now on. Perhaps they could link one testicle to each penis.

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:20:38 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:21:10 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Well, that's a shocker!

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:22:35 PM EDT

[#19]

That rocks!

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:24:20 PM EDT

[#20]

Every night is DP night.

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:25:56 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
"I woke up this moring with a bad hangover and, my penis was missing again..."

"This happens all the time. It's detachable."

King Missile rocks.

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:30:55 PM EDT

[#22]

She probably knew something was up when he came home with his left leg missing.

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:37:23 PM EDT

[#23]

A German guy approaches a prostitute and says "I vish to buy sex vith
you".

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £100 an hour".

"Ist gut, but I must varn you. I'm a little kinky".

"No problem" she replies cautiously. "I can do a little kinky".

So off they go to the girls flat where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".

The girls finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to
her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hands und knees".

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow zis vistle as i make love to you".

She finds this very odd, but figures "It's harmless and the guy is
paying".

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced and it is
several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing. What do you call that?"
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"Ah" says the German, "Four sprung duck technique".

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:37:55 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/images/060317_two_headed_big.jpg

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:38:13 PM EDT

[#25]

"installed"

Posted: 8/15/2007 12:42:29 PM EDT

[#26]

2hung low, four tracks in snow.

Posted: 8/15/2007 1:25:41 PM EDT

[#27]

His wife left him ?

No loss. There should be more than enough sleazy woman around that would love a bit of DP action going on. If not he can always move to California and make big dough in the porn industry.

Posted: 8/15/2007 1:32:01 PM EDT

[#28]

So in other words, one in the hand IS NOT worth two in the bush?

Posted: 8/15/2007 1:34:16 PM EDT

[#29]

That guy could make millions starring in freak-show porn.

Posted: 8/15/2007 1:40:12 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, that's a shocker!

Even more

Yeah I guess she figured out what was next.

Posted: 8/15/2007 1:41:22 PM EDT

[#31]

Peak penis!

Posted: 8/15/2007 2:55:25 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 8/15/2007 2:58:53 PM EDT

[#33]

That guy would make a fortune in porn!

Posted: 8/15/2007 3:06:33 PM EDT

[#34]

That could be handy....

Posted: 8/15/2007 3:49:23 PM EDT

[#35]

If Mark LaRue came out with an improved Dillo with an extra head for opening 2 bottles at the same time, would it be a double headed dillo?

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