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8/22/2015 7:24:22 PM EDT
He chose 8 inches

I would have gone for a little reduction of what I have now... Somewhere around 11 or 12.

ETA Im sorry I literally squirted beer out of my nose at this one:  "Abad’s manhood has two tubes along its length which inflate with fluid when he presses a button on his testicles"
8/22/2015 7:25:27 PM EDT
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I would have gone for a little reduction of what I have now... Somewhere around 11 or 12.
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I'm sorry.

You must date Asian chicks?
8/22/2015 7:26:43 PM EDT
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I'm sorry.

You must date Asian chicks?



He has small hands.
8/22/2015 7:26:55 PM EDT
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Go, go, gadget erection!
8/22/2015 7:26:56 PM EDT
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I'm sorry.

You must date Asian chicks?



I know I know 14 inches is inferior these days... I hardly have to wind it up when I dress in the morning.
8/22/2015 7:27:59 PM EDT
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I would have mine installed with "The Clapper".
8/22/2015 7:28:15 PM EDT
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I'm sorry.



You must date Asian chicks?






I know I know 14 inches is inferior these days... I hardly have to wind it up when I dress in the morning.
thats nothing to scoff at

 
8/22/2015 7:29:13 PM EDT
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8/22/2015 7:29:45 PM EDT
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I know I know 14 inches is inferior these days... I hardly have to wind it up when I dress in the morning.
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Don't worry.  It may still grow a little for you.
8/22/2015 7:30:08 PM EDT
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Imagine the hilarious possibility of malfunction!

OH NO I SPRUNG A LEAK
8/22/2015 7:31:02 PM EDT
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Dude should be able to slay the ladies now that he has 8 inches:

8/22/2015 7:31:34 PM EDT
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And one hell of a mustache.
8/22/2015 7:31:51 PM EDT
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Exactly what "fluid" is employed for hydraulic erection?
8/22/2015 7:32:35 PM EDT
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Dex III

Just don't ask where the dip stick is.
8/22/2015 7:34:40 PM EDT
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Does he feel anything or he just robococks until his back hurts and shuts it down
8/22/2015 7:35:40 PM EDT
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Man gets new 8" dick that he can control with hydraulics? First day at home his bathroom is going to be trashed by him trying every conceivable "trick shot" while peeing.



Off the faucet, back splash off the tile and it..issss. IN. YES!
8/22/2015 7:36:20 PM EDT
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He loads it with a blank round that goes off after X number of motions.



 
8/22/2015 7:36:32 PM EDT
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8/22/2015 7:38:32 PM EDT
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I have a morbid curiosity to actually see it.   A robotic cock.


Did I catch teh gay?
8/22/2015 7:39:13 PM EDT
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He literally has a boner button.
8/22/2015 7:39:17 PM EDT
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Even worse; Robo-ghey.
8/22/2015 7:41:41 PM EDT
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Gets an erection with an 'ON' button?  That's cool. No more "I drank too much and am lit...please, God, let me get it up".
8/22/2015 7:50:15 PM EDT
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Probably copied it from the "steampunk penis" in the movie "Wild Wild West"
8/22/2015 8:00:27 PM EDT
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Did I catch teh gay?


Even worse; Robo-ghey.


I believe the correct term is Robo-sexual.
8/22/2015 8:09:46 PM EDT
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I have a morbid curiosity to actually see it.   A robotic cock.


Did I catch teh gay?


Even worse; Robo-ghey.


I believe the correct term is Robo-sexual.


NSFW.


8/22/2015 8:13:22 PM EDT
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He chose 8 inches

I would have gone for a little reduction of what I have now... Somewhere around 11 or 12.

ETA Im sorry I literally squirted beer out of my nose at this one:  "Abad’s manhood has two tubes along its length which inflate with fluid when he presses a button on his testicles"
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Why go through all the trouble with a button. Couldn't he do it with a phone app?
8/22/2015 8:14:28 PM EDT
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Theres a slim shady joke in there somewhere.
8/22/2015 8:16:05 PM EDT
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The two hydraulic tubes with a pump in the testicles was a common operation to cure erection issues before Viagra.   The construction of a penis from skin and flesh elsewhere is the tough part.
8/22/2015 8:17:42 PM EDT
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He chose 8 inches



I would have gone for a little reduction of what I have now... Somewhere around 11 or 12.



ETA Im sorry I literally squirted beer out of my nose at this one:  "Abad’s manhood has two tubes along its length which inflate with fluid when he presses a button on his testicles"
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Only 12", my penis is 47"



 
8/22/2015 8:21:25 PM EDT
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Why go through all the trouble with a button. Couldn't he do it with a phone app?
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He chose 8 inches

I would have gone for a little reduction of what I have now... Somewhere around 11 or 12.

ETA Im sorry I literally squirted beer out of my nose at this one:  "Abad’s manhood has two tubes along its length which inflate with fluid when he presses a button on his testicles"


Why go through all the trouble with a button. Couldn't he do it with a phone app?



this is a brilliant idea.

he has to take a pic and people have to vote whether shes hot enough to get an erection and if its like 80% its hard 60% its whiskey dick10% and it becomes an innie
8/22/2015 8:23:43 PM EDT
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Ahhh....the ol' whiskey dick.
8/22/2015 8:25:10 PM EDT
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8" is all the goats can take.
8/22/2015 8:31:00 PM EDT
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It sounds like they just created corpora and gave him an IPP. This is a commonly installed device in men with serious ED.

8/22/2015 8:37:25 PM EDT
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8/22/2015 8:41:31 PM EDT
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I wonder if it has an overheat sensor?
It shuts down to avoid damage to the man and woman.
8/22/2015 8:45:39 PM EDT
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Already been done
8/22/2015 8:49:17 PM EDT
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It sounds like they just created corpora and gave him an IPP. This is a commonly installed device in men with serious ED.

http://www.phallo.net/img/ams-700-inflatable-penile-prosthetic-300x225.jpg
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Does the squeeze ball just come out of your waist?
8/22/2015 8:51:08 PM EDT
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Electronic organ
8/22/2015 8:52:27 PM EDT
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The technology of the erection is old, so it seems like the breakthrough is the new penis created from a skin graft off of his arm... I don't understand how this helps him "have kids" Without the nerve-endings, does he achieve an orgasm, or what? Like others have said, does he just go until his back hurts and call it a day? Lots of questions..
8/22/2015 8:54:08 PM EDT
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Does it make strange electronic noises when he goes faster?
8/22/2015 8:57:21 PM EDT
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So the guy can get a hardon, but can he still bust a nut?

 



Sex is pointless without that
8/22/2015 9:05:38 PM EDT
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Did he get the "eject" option?
8/22/2015 9:08:53 PM EDT
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So the guy can get a hardon, but can he still bust a nut?  

Sex is pointless without that
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The two hydraulic tubes with a pump in the testicles was a common operation to cure erection issues before Viagra.   The construction of a penis from skin and flesh elsewhere is the tough part.
So the guy can get a hardon, but can he still bust a nut?  

Sex is pointless without that


You can still bust a nut, it's just a little more crowded down there in the coin purse.
8/22/2015 9:13:43 PM EDT
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The real question is does he have bionic orgasms?
8/22/2015 9:15:43 PM EDT
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So the guy can get a hardon, but can he still bust a nut?  

Sex is pointless without that
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The two hydraulic tubes with a pump in the testicles was a common operation to cure erection issues before Viagra.   The construction of a penis from skin and flesh elsewhere is the tough part.
So the guy can get a hardon, but can he still bust a nut?  

Sex is pointless without that

Giving your woman better orgasms than you ever could with a damaged or defective schlong would be a pretty good reason.
8/22/2015 9:21:47 PM EDT
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Does the squeeze ball just come out of your waist?
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Does the squeeze ball just come out of your waist?

the small piece in the middle is the pump that you squeeze to inflate/deflate. the bigger round ball is the reservoir for the extra fluid that inflates the cylinders in your penis. we usually place that through your inguinal canal to get it near the bladder.

the pump is inside your scrotum
8/22/2015 9:22:15 PM EDT
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8/22/2015 9:29:26 PM EDT
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"Clap on, Clap off" ain't exactly a killer pick up line.
8/22/2015 9:44:42 PM EDT
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Dude should be able to slay the ladies now that he has 8 inches:

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Looks like Nutandfancy's brother