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Posted: 6/7/2002 9:00:13 PM EST
An old man lived alone in Australia. He wanted to plow his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was serving a lengthy prison term for gun possession. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, the Melbourne police showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do at this time."
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 9:04:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 9:20:25 PM EST
... This is good stuff! ... Funny thing. Long ago I buried my SHTF tools on Freeway easement. Seriously! ... Wonder how the fvck they're gonna dig up the road any worse than they are presently on US-60 in the East Valley. ... I keep my eye on them overzealous urban contracted miners ... LMFAO!
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 11:26:04 PM EST
That's a great one, except if you did that here, you'd end up with the jackbooted BATF thugs roasting marshmallows over what was your house, your posessions, and your mortal husk. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 11:33:06 PM EST
... that's sure a dismal assessment of Texas (or anywhere the US) [b]GodBlessTexas[/b] Don't you believe you have any recourse?
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