I stopped at a fruitstand today and saw some huge apples for sale. They were about as big as a softball. When I asked the vendor what kind of apple it was he said that they were magic apples. I told him yeah, right. He asked me what was my favorite fruit and I told him watermellon. He said taste one of those magic apples, I did and sure enough, it tasted like watermellon. He asked what was another fruit that I liked and I told him peaches. He said turn the apple over and taste it. It tasted like a peach this time. He asked what else I liked to eat and being the smartass that I am, I told him pussy. He told me to try the apple again but when I did it tasted like shit! When I told him what it tasted like he told me to turn the apple over and taste it on the other side.