NEWS ANCHOR: This just in here in So Calif... There has been a puddle sighted in L.A. Major alert and all Emergency crews be on HIGH alert... Swift water rescue squads were shown checking their inflatable rafts on the news... Here is from our reporter in the Field... Bob?
BOB THE FIELD REPORTER: "Thanks Jane... we have just arrived on scene and I have confirmed that this is INDEED a 'PUDDLE'"
NEWS ANCHOR: Oh My!! has anyone been injured or hurt?
BOB THE FIELD REPORTER: "Jane? Did you just fucking hear me? I JUST SHOWED UP! How the hell would I know? Anyway This is MASS devestation! and mass hysteria! The puddle measures 2 feet by WOW almost THREE FEET!! So Cal officials are right now contacting FEMA for assistance with this enviormental massacre.
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Seriously.... One drop of rain and this town loses its mind! Bunch of loons.