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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:21:04 PM EDT
Paradise City...
"Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why I'm here I can't quite remember The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but I can't see Tell me who you're gonna believe" Ever since the song came out, i have always heard "Juan MXXX" can't remember" I always thought how the fuck did a kid i went to school with end un in a Guns and Roses song.... First time i bother to actually look at the lyrics. |
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I may get a warning for this.
My college roommate used to walk around singing "Curtis Loew was the finest nigger to ever play the blues." We never corrected him. |
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Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a doucher, another roamer in the night |
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It's a rare song that I can understand the lyrics.
Unless it's someone very plain and clear like John Denver, the best I can usually do is make out a few words and phrases. |
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CCR.. Bathroom on the right.
Hendrix.. 'scuse me while I kiss this guy. |
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It's a rare song that I can understand the lyrics. Unless it's someone very plain and clear like John Denver, the best I can usually do is make out a few words and phrases. View Quote So i just make up my own lyrics tot he song. Think live Weird Al Yankovic |
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Everything Pearl Jam has ever done.
MISHEARD LYRICS - Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter |
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I nearly Pissed myself laughing at that one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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dirty deeds...DONE WITH SHEEP
Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known. Like a twister, I was born to walk alone. |
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My mom told me that my dad used to think the line 'He looked a lot like Che Guevara' in Panic in Detroit was 'He looked a lot like shades of Allah'.
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Way back when we were kids Creomulsion was a cough syrup.
My buddy had parents that used to buy it for him when he got a cough. One day I hear him singing Creeeeeeoooooomulsion......Creeeeeeeeooooomulsion!!! He was singing Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith but did not know. CSB |
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Stone sour through the glass
An epidemic of the mannequins I always heard an epidemic of Dominicans |
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Elton John singing don't let your son go down on me .
John Denver . Please fill up my gas tanks before I go flying , country .............................. |
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Well the song is about a tryst with a black prostitute so yeah you are hearing it correctly. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower
I have, until today, thought "Business men, they drink my wine. Plowmen dig my earth.", was "sdlfkjdf;;ddl, drink my wine. Come and take my herb." Until just a few days ago, I thought "So let us not talk falsely now. The hour's getting late.", was "So let us not talk falsely now. But I was getting laid." I love music. Started to major in music. But I never had alllllllll the albums to read the lyrics off of. And the albums I did have, I didn't have time to lay on the floor with the headphones on listening AND reading while listening for hours on end. |
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Go watch the original band video for the song, Pay close attention to Bon Scotts mannerisms during the verses it will be plain as day.
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Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress.
Totally impossible to decipher without looking up the lyrics. |
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Shes got electric boobs and no hair to....yeah electric boots and a mohair suit. benny and the jetsssssssss
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Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress. Totally impossible to decipher without looking up the lyrics. View Quote The Hollies - Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) [v2] [Lyrics] [1080p] [HD] Click To View Spoiler Saturday night I was down town
Working for the F.B.I. Sitting in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high Boot legging boozer on the west side Full of people who are doing wrong Just about to call up the D.A. man When I heard this woman singing a song. A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes My temperature started to rise She was a long cool woman in a black dress Just a five nine Beautiful Tall With just one look I was a bad mess Cause that long cool woman had it all. Saw her heading to the table Well a tall walking big black cat When Charlie said "I hope that you're able Boy" Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at Well suddenly we heard a siren And every body started to run A jumping out of doors and tables Well I heard somebody shooting a gun. Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand And a she a holding my right And I told her don't get scared Cause you're gonna be spared I gotta be forgiven If I want to spend my living with A long cool woman in a black dress Just a five nine Beautiful Tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool woman had it all Had it all Had it all Had it all |
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Too many to list.
But I always sing led Zeppelin's whole lotta love by replacing love with dick since that is what is meant. But that's on purpose |
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I'm pretty sure the chorus in The Lion Sleeps Tonight is NOT "my wieners wet, my wieners wet, my weiners, my weiners wet..."
But that's what I've been hearing since the 70s. Quoted:
I thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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"Our old friend Phil (Fear) and you and me" - Glycerine by Bush
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Def Leppard
Love Bites: "Are your white men women? Or is it just a show?" |
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Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (Official Video) |
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I love the Melvins but if anyone can tell me the true lyrics here I'd appreciate it.
Melvins - "The Talking Horse" |
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I shoulda' done that years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0xpkk0yaQ Click To View Spoiler Saturday night I was down town
Working for the F.B.I. Sitting in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high Boot legging boozer on the west side Full of people who are doing wrong Just about to call up the D.A. man When I heard this woman singing a song. A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes My temperature started to rise She was a long cool woman in a black dress Just a five nine Beautiful Tall With just one look I was a bad mess Cause that long cool woman had it all. Saw her heading to the table Well a tall walking big black cat When Charlie said "I hope that you're able Boy" Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at Well suddenly we heard a siren And every body started to run A jumping out of doors and tables Well I heard somebody shooting a gun. Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand And a she a holding my right And I told her don't get scared Cause you're gonna be spared I gotta be forgiven If I want to spend my living with A long cool woman in a black dress Just a five nine Beautiful Tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool woman had it all Had it all Had it all Had it all View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress. Totally impossible to decipher without looking up the lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0xpkk0yaQ Click To View Spoiler Saturday night I was down town
Working for the F.B.I. Sitting in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high Boot legging boozer on the west side Full of people who are doing wrong Just about to call up the D.A. man When I heard this woman singing a song. A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes My temperature started to rise She was a long cool woman in a black dress Just a five nine Beautiful Tall With just one look I was a bad mess Cause that long cool woman had it all. Saw her heading to the table Well a tall walking big black cat When Charlie said "I hope that you're able Boy" Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at Well suddenly we heard a siren And every body started to run A jumping out of doors and tables Well I heard somebody shooting a gun. Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand And a she a holding my right And I told her don't get scared Cause you're gonna be spared I gotta be forgiven If I want to spend my living with A long cool woman in a black dress Just a five nine Beautiful Tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool woman had it all Had it all Had it all Had it all |
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