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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:21:04 PM EDT
Paradise City...

"Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe"


Ever since the song came out, i have always heard "Juan MXXX" can't remember"

I always thought how the fuck did a kid i went to school with end un in a Guns and Roses song....

First time i bother to actually look at the lyrics.
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I may get a warning for this.

My college roommate used to walk around singing "Curtis Loew was the finest nigger to ever play the blues."

We never corrected him.
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Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a doucher, another roamer in the night
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:33:07 PM EDT
It's a rare song that I can understand the lyrics.

Unless it's someone very plain and clear like John Denver, the best I can usually do is make out a few words and phrases.
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CCR..  Bathroom on the right.  
Hendrix.. 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.
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Unless it's someone very plain and clear like John Denver, the best I can usually do is make out a few words and phrases.
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I have the same problem.

So i just make up my own lyrics tot he song.  

Think live Weird Al Yankovic
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"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
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Everything Pearl Jam has ever done.
MISHEARD LYRICS - Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter
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I nearly Pissed myself laughing at that one.
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Everything Pearl Jam has ever done.
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I nearly Pissed myself laughing at that one.
That's some funny shit. 
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:21:56 PM EDT
dirty deeds...DONE WITH SHEEP

Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known. Like a twister, I was born to walk alone.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:23:10 PM EDT
Neighbors kid sings "juice box hero", now we all do.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:29:03 PM EDT
Kiss this guy website


Go to the website above if you want to see
All the mistakes.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:30:07 PM EDT
My mom told me that my dad used to think the line 'He looked a lot like Che Guevara' in Panic in Detroit was 'He looked a lot like shades of Allah'.
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Way back when we were kids Creomulsion was a cough syrup. 

My buddy had parents that used to buy it for him when he got a cough.  

One day I hear him singing Creeeeeeoooooomulsion......Creeeeeeeeooooomulsion!!!

He was singing Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith but did not know.  

CSB
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...That kind of love's a crime.

Velcro gloves...
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:36:11 PM EDT
Stone sour through the glass

An epidemic of the mannequins

I always heard an epidemic of Dominicans
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I thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night"
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Highway to Hell.

"Season tickets" my ass.
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This
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Highway to Hell.

"Season tickets" my ass.
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This.
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"Season tickets" my ass.
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  Well the song is about a tryst with a black prostitute so yeah you are hearing it correctly.
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Elton John singing don't let your son go down on me .

John Denver . Please fill up my gas tanks before I go flying , country ..............................
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Highway to Hell.

"Season tickets" my ass.
  Well the song is about a tryst with a black prostitute so yeah you are hearing it correctly.
SAY WHAT??  
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Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower

I have, until today, thought "Business men, they drink my wine.  Plowmen dig my earth.", was "sdlfkjdf;;ddl, drink my wine.  Come and take my herb."


Until just a few days ago, I thought "So let us not talk falsely now. The hour's getting late.", was "So let us not talk falsely now. But I was getting laid."




I love music.  Started to major in music.  But I never had alllllllll the albums to read the lyrics off of.  And the albums I did have, I didn't have time to lay on the floor with the headphones on listening AND reading while listening for hours on end.
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Highway to Hell.

"Season tickets" my ass.
  Well the song is about a tryst with a black prostitute so yeah you are hearing it correctly.
SAY WHAT??  
  Go watch the original band video for the song, Pay close attention to Bon Scotts mannerisms during the verses it will be plain as day. 
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Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress.

Totally impossible to decipher without looking up the lyrics.
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Shes got electric boobs and no hair to....yeah electric boots and a mohair suit. benny and the jetsssssssss
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Totally impossible to decipher without looking up the lyrics.
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I shoulda' done that years ago.
The Hollies - Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) [v2] [Lyrics] [1080p] [HD]

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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 11:50:35 PM EDT
Too many to list.

But I always sing led Zeppelin's whole lotta love by replacing love with dick since that is what is meant.  But that's on purpose
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Bee da bodda beeda bod a hour ago.
Bee da botta bee da botta which way da wind blow...

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Rolling Stones - I'll never leave your pizza burnin'


Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:42:38 AM EDT
I'm pretty sure the chorus in The Lion Sleeps Tonight is NOT "my wieners wet, my wieners wet, my weiners, my weiners wet..."

But that's what I've been hearing since the 70s.  


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I thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night"
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Wrapped up like a doucher, another roamer in the night
I thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night"
That's what l always heard.
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It contains a line or two most likely possibly about a black prostitute, but that ain't what the song is exclusively about.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:01:10 AM EDT
"Our old friend Phil (Fear) and you and me" - Glycerine by Bush
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Def Leppard

Love Bites:

"Are your white men women? Or is it just a show?"
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Stone sour through the glass

An epidemic of the mannequins

I always heard an epidemic of Dominicans
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yep

contaminating everything
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Love Bites:

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A former GF insisted that "Pour some sugar on me" was actually "Welcome to the Omni"...
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:24:40 AM EDT
Are those reebok or nike


Rhythm of the night
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Highway to Hell.

"Season tickets" my ass.
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Isn't it "seasoned digger"? Digger being Australian slang for a soldier.
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Lyrics to songs you have miss heard all these years...
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Miss Heard?


The thread reminds me of this video with Michael Shermer
Stairway to Heaven backwards
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 2:04:38 AM EDT
Foster The People - Pumped up Kicks (Official Music Video)
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Link Posted: 4/21/2017 2:10:35 AM EDT
I love the Melvins but if anyone can tell me the true lyrics here I'd appreciate it.

Melvins - "The Talking Horse"
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I shoulda' done that years ago.
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Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress.
Totally impossible to decipher without looking up the lyrics.
I shoulda' done that years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0xpkk0yaQ
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that song is so awesome.
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