Posted: 2/5/2008 9:06:59 AM EDT
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Stuff I have learned from the locals of A-stan: "I fucking hate that black guy" (Obama) "A women not make a good president, women have short mind" "If America leaves this will be very bad" "Marines love to fight" "Marines love to walk, do not ride in humvees, very strong" "Army is not tough, just has more gear" "Army is weak, has women, women cannot fight!" "(insert something shitty and broken here) is from pakistan!" "Americans make best guns" "Apache is best bird" "Everyone is corrupt, they just take money from US and keep" "If shop keeper gets elected, he is just trying to make money, forgets people, rich people better to elect already have money" "We need American to govern, would not be bribed, would not want money, would help" "When we first got MREs I thought little bag with tabasco and gum was magic stuff" "Vodka mixed with coke is no good" "Hillary will be next president I think"    I will post some more as they are told to me/ I remember them. |
