Posted: 5/25/2007 5:23:06 AM EDT
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If somebody had a paint gun They'd shoot at Atilla the Hun He'd fall down and scream 'Till he saw he was green Then off arms and legs would become |
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My mom taught me this one when I was 5 much to the chagrin of my grandmother who told her she would regret it someday. That someday came very soon afterward when our Baptist minister was visiting & I decided it was time for a recital. The once was a lady from Bass who possesd a very fine ass. Not round & pink as you may think, but had 2 ears, a tail & ate grass.  I didn't even get in trouble, but my mom sure was red faced!  I'm 46 june 2nd. I still remember the limerick. Remember this before you teach your children something you don't want everyone to know.
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 There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in his canoo He dreamed of venus And played with his penis And woke with a handful of goo |