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Posted: 7/23/2001 7:30:45 AM EDT
There seems to be alot of discussion as to who's offended this week, how the mods have handled it, and whether we need less moderation or more. In that vein, I thought it important to be sure we offend all people groups equally, until a consistent policy can be constructed. So, we'll start by offending the Jews, as follows: Subject: Funny Jewish Announcements > > > > > > These announcements were found in shul newsletters and > > bulletins. > > Even the spellchecker wouldn't have helped. > > > > 1. Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help. Join us > > for our Oneg > > after services. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in > > prayer the > > many who are sick of our congregation. > > > > 2. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have > > a > > nursery downstairs. > > > > 3. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin > > of Rabbi > > and Mrs Abe Weiss. > > > > 4. Thursday at 5:00pm, there will be a meeting of the Little > > Mothers Club. > > All women wishing to become Little Mothers please see the rabbi > > in his > > private study. > > > > 5. The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind > > and they > > may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays. > > > > 6. A bean supper will be held Wed. evening in the community > > centre. > > Music will follow. > > > > 7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC. Please use the > > large > > double door at the side entrance. > > > > 8. Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary. > > > > 9. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes. > > > > 10. The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by > > Hadassah. > > Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel. > > > > 11. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who > > are > > preparing for the girth of their first child. > > > > 12. We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new > > carpet in > > the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet > > will come > > forward and get a piece of paper. > > > > 13. If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you! > > > > 14. The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new > > fund-raising > > campaign slogan this week. "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."
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Link Posted: 7/23/2001 7:41:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 10:49:26 AM EDT
Damn that was funny...cough...uh...I mean, I'm sure that offended someone. ROTFLMAO
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 10:53:59 AM EDT
But wait. No one has said anything offensive about any group that I am part of? Can't someone offend me too?????
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 10:59:07 AM EDT
thx garandman. I got a good laugh out of that. So who next on the list??
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 11:11:58 AM EDT
How dare you! An apology and reparations are in order. [8P] "...preparing for the girth of their first child." - How true that can be!
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 11:38:35 AM EDT
As far as I am concerned people who are offended by anything can go home and have thier mommies tell them how wonderful they are. Also in my opinion Moderators are as low as welfare recipants.
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 11:41:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/23/2001 11:38:39 AM EDT by GoatBoy]
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 11:48:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 11:58:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: At least welfare recipients get money. The mods [b]volunteer[/b] to give to the board, take [b]LOTS[/b] of abuse, get little thanks, have an impossible to accomplish task, and then get to be put down by you. I can't say what I'm thinking about you, Mr. Hineline, as it will probably get me banned. Please reconsider your comments.
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thanx, man. The ONLY thing certain about being a mod is you are CERTAIN to piss someone off, either by anything that you do, or anything you don't do. But then, I ENJOY being abused by people I hardly know. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 12:21:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2001 12:34:55 PM EDT
I'm offended that the funny jewish announcements list was so short.....LMAO [:D]
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