Let us codify ARFCOM rules. > General Discussion

Posted: 4/29/2010 4:42:17 AM EDT

#1. Threads concerning S/O's must have a picture of at least one of these S/O's. Referring readers to BOTD is good enough.

#2:

Posted: 4/29/2010 4:44:48 AM EDT

[#1]

Chili has beans.

87 is the answer to everything.

9mm > .45 unless you can't understand basic terminal ballistics.
ETA: First reply is always the right answer. Always

Posted: 4/29/2010 4:48:43 AM EDT

[#2]

Post #1 should be correct, but isn't.

Posted: 4/29/2010 4:58:29 AM EDT

[#3]

If any post contains a profound philosophical insight into the human condition, it must be challenged with Bible verses, sarcasm, smugness and condescension.

Posted: 4/29/2010 4:59:09 AM EDT

[#4]

log on..hate..rinse..repeat

Posted: 4/29/2010 5:01:04 AM EDT

[#5]

Never invite the man into your life.

First sign of trouble= Eject.

Never Fo. If you do you must post AAR with MS paint diagrams.

Posted: 4/29/2010 5:02:07 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Chili has beans.

87 is the answer to everything.

9mm > .45 unless you can't stand basic terminal ballistics.

ETA: First reply is always the right answer. Always

Commie

Posted: 4/29/2010 8:23:20 AM EDT

[#7]

Ammo forts must be a minimum of 2 feet high. Thats CODE!

Posted: 4/29/2010 8:24:27 AM EDT

[#8]

Certain terms like "hydro-static shock" and "kit" should be banned.

Posted: 4/29/2010 8:46:01 AM EDT

[#9]

Trying to use less energy is hippie.

Unless it's ar AFCOMer doing it, then it's frugality or survivalism.

Posted: 4/29/2010 8:47:55 AM EDT

[#10]

All civil war threads will be locked eventually.

Posted: 4/29/2010 8:53:26 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Chili has beans.

87 is the answer to everything.

9mm > .45 unless you can't stand basic terminal ballistics.

ETA: First reply is always the right answer. Always

Commie

+1

Commie...

Posted: 4/29/2010 8:53:36 AM EDT

[#12]

I thought #1 was Cardio?

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:14:21 AM EDT

[#13]

Thou shalt love Bacon.

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:15:01 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Chili has beans.

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:16:03 AM EDT

[#15]

No one on arfcom can take a full power shot. To insinuate otherwise is a violation.

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:18:48 AM EDT

[#16]

Rule number 2 = Always Doubletap

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:19:19 AM EDT

[#17]

Rule number 2 = Always Doubletap

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:46:19 AM EDT

[#18]

#4. Bushmaster ACR is overpriced

#5. Aimpoint > Eotech

#6. Glocks always kaboom

#7. the curved yellow fruits are called "babnanas"

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:47:19 AM EDT

[#19]

I want to know who has standing.

Posted: 4/29/2010 9:50:22 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

ETA: First reply is always the right answer. Always

This shall be henceforth referred to as ARFCOM's Razor.

Posted: 4/29/2010 1:31:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Blading must always be done at 45 degrees, no more, no less.

Posted: 4/29/2010 1:41:55 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Certain terms like "hydro-static shock" and "kit" should be banned.

Along with "Cool Story Bro" images

Posted: 4/29/2010 1:52:08 PM EDT

[#23]

If you author a thread that in ANY way references a United States Navy ship, fully expect that it will hijacked into a USS Liberty thread before pg.2

Posted: 4/29/2010 1:54:31 PM EDT

[#24]

If it can be found on a barnyard, DK-Prof probably has a "friend" who has molested it.

Posted: 4/29/2010 1:56:30 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
If it can be found on a barnyard, DK-Prof probably has a "friend" who has molested it.

There should be a rule about cruel and malicious slander directed at poor innocent foreigners.

Posted: 4/29/2010 1:57:50 PM EDT

[#26]

All posts will be graded based on spelling and punctuation, by English Professors from the nations top Universitys...

Posted: 4/29/2010 2:01:14 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
All posts will be graded based on spelling and punctuation, by English Professors from the nations top Universitys

I hate to be say this, but ...

Posted: 4/29/2010 2:04:33 PM EDT

[#28]

#. get both

#. shit happens.

Posted: 4/29/2010 2:05:46 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

All posts will be graded based on spelling and punctuation, by English Professors from the nations top Universitys

I hate to be say this, but ...

Tenure goes right to you're head.

Go ahead, hi-light it. You know you want to.

Posted: 4/29/2010 2:06:31 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
All posts will be graded based on spelling and punctuation, by English Professors from the nations top Universitys

I hate to be say this, but ...

LOL!!!!!!!!

Posted: 4/29/2010 2:25:48 PM EDT

[#31]

+1 on this

Posted: 4/29/2010 2:30:17 PM EDT

[#32]

All stories about events that the poster has encountered must include a MS Paint diagram for our reference.

-Brian

Posted: 4/29/2010 3:33:09 PM EDT

[#33]

Page ownership is given up if you have to edit your post.

Posted: 4/29/2010 3:45:14 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If it can be found on a barnyard, DK-Prof probably has a "friend" who has molested it.

There should be a rule about cruel and malicious slander directed at poor innocent foreigners.

Out of 55509 posts, there will always be one you wish you didn't make - but everyone will remember

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It is always a possum

or a dickfor

Posted: 5/5/2010 1:38:50 PM EDT

[#35]

# California always sucks, no matter what.
# New England too.
# The south is always better.

Posted: 5/5/2010 1:42:28 PM EDT

[#36]

Brisket isn't bar-b-que. *

* any post to the contrary shall be confined to the Texas HTF.

Posted: 5/5/2010 1:46:17 PM EDT

[#37]

All thinking should be about:

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Fuck everyone else - past, present, and future (except for Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan, and Jesus.)

Posted: 5/5/2010 1:52:12 PM EDT

[#38]

Um I hate to have to be the one to point this out but number 2 or 3 has to be ...in case of doubt. SIIHPAPP

Just sayin

Posted: 5/5/2010 1:58:25 PM EDT

[#39]

Draw down stories must contain mspaint, and if possible, google street view.

If the cops come over, always hide your dog.

Posted: 5/5/2010 2:02:12 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If it can be found on a barnyard, DK-Prof probably has a "friend" who has molested it.

There should be a rule about cruel and malicious slander directed at poor innocent foreigners.

Out of 55509 posts, there will always be one you wish you didn't make - but everyone will remember

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It is always a possum

or a dickfor

Whats a dickfor? I must've missed that thread.

Posted: 5/5/2010 6:50:28 PM EDT

[#41]

# Zero. Fuck Obama

Posted: 5/5/2010 6:52:31 PM EDT

[#42]

It has to the whole thing.

Posted: 5/5/2010 6:53:22 PM EDT

[#43]

Babnanas are the official fruit of arfcom.

Posted: 5/5/2010 6:54:31 PM EDT

[#44]

It's "Cue", dammit!

Not "Que" Or "Queue".

Posted: 5/5/2010 6:55:31 PM EDT

[#45]

If a member mentions his wife, girlfriend, mom, sister, or favorite Walmart greeter, it is totally acceptabl;e to request pics. Daughters, on the other hand, are always off limits. I think we can all agree that this never ends well.

Posted: 5/5/2010 6:57:02 PM EDT

[#46]

parlay?

Posted: 5/5/2010 6:58:37 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If it can be found on a barnyard, DK-Prof probably has a "friend" who has molested it.

There should be a rule about cruel and malicious slander directed at poor innocent foreigners.

Out of 55509 posts, there will always be one you wish you didn't make - but everyone will remember

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––-

It is always a possum

or a dickfor

Whats a dickfor? I must've missed that thread.

Posted: 5/5/2010 9:20:15 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
If a member mentions his wife, girlfriend, mom, sister, or favorite Walmart greeter, it is totally acceptabl;e to request pics. Daughters, on the other hand, are always off limits. I think we can all agree that this never ends well.

BZZZZZZZZZT!

UNDERAGE daughter are off limits. 18+ daughters are OK, however they must be treated with respect, or the disrespector is due a proper ass-wuppin'.

Posted: 5/6/2010 8:23:02 AM EDT

[#49]

If a thread is begun in GD which asks for help regarding the meaning of "fo," "ALET!!!," or anyother Arf-meme, no person shall give a straight answer until page 2. If the thread does not reach page 2 tough titties.

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If such a question is raised in a thread, no straight answer may be given until the next page. Again, if the next page is not reached, tough.

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When these questions come up, someone always ruins the fun too soon.

Posted: 5/6/2010 8:26:27 AM EDT

[#50]

Always kill it with fire.

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