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2/2/2017 7:16:13 PM EDT
Doing my colonoscopy prep now
2/2/2017 7:16:56 PM EDT
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Poop thread
2/2/2017 7:19:11 PM EDT
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IBTL
2/2/2017 7:20:31 PM EDT
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Lucky you,enjoy your jug of fun. Hope you got some lemon crystal lite to go with it
2/2/2017 7:20:38 PM EDT
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Drink

Drink

Drink

2/2/2017 7:21:14 PM EDT
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Did they give you something flavored or does it taste like sea water?
2/2/2017 7:21:45 PM EDT
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no scope for me,  but I took a dump and yes,  it looked like elvis
2/2/2017 7:21:53 PM EDT
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2/2/2017 7:22:30 PM EDT
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Soooo you look the laptop into the bathroom
2/2/2017 7:23:03 PM EDT
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Worse part of it... You'll taste that stuff for years.
2/2/2017 7:26:34 PM EDT
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Pics?
2/2/2017 7:35:33 PM EDT
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2/2/2017 7:38:15 PM EDT
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This ain't my first rodeo 
2/2/2017 7:38:58 PM EDT
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Tell us if he puts both hands on your shoulders first.
2/2/2017 7:42:55 PM EDT
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When they told me to stay within easy unobstructed access to the bathroom...they meant it.  I hope you have lots to read.
2/2/2017 7:43:58 PM EDT
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Me too.
2/2/2017 7:44:47 PM EDT
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Had surgery last week and did the MiraLAX and 64oz of Gatorade for the procedure.
2/2/2017 7:45:46 PM EDT
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And so begins the evening of a thousand waterfalls.
2/2/2017 7:50:24 PM EDT
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wait, you go under when geting a colonoscopy? huh, weaklings
2/2/2017 7:51:09 PM EDT
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Poop thread
2/2/2017 7:51:54 PM EDT
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I had a cystoscopy (awake) on Tuesday...

The colonoscopy should be a breeze in comparison.

2/2/2017 7:53:53 PM EDT
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Hey man, not everyone's shoot is worn out enough to open it up like showing ID in a wallet.
2/2/2017 7:53:56 PM EDT
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SuPrep for the win!!!!!
2/2/2017 7:59:01 PM EDT
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The lemon stuff I had two years ago was just fine to drink...cold
It's really no big deal until the big black snake is presented...
2/2/2017 8:06:19 PM EDT
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Thanks for sharing.  
2/2/2017 8:08:05 PM EDT
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i guess your right








2/2/2017 8:09:43 PM EDT
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What's your first meal going to be? Choose......wisely
2/2/2017 8:10:07 PM EDT
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That will make anyone cry. 
2/2/2017 8:12:26 PM EDT
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Fixed it for you...

2/2/2017 8:12:37 PM EDT
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2/2/2017 8:16:34 PM EDT
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2/2/2017 8:18:01 PM EDT
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I had one done last summer without any anesthesia. If you look it up a lot of people request the same. It was painful sure, but nothing worth being in a chemically induced coma for. Doctor performed it very quickly (under 30 minutes) and I was out the door 10 minutes after that with no issues or side effects.
2/2/2017 8:24:28 PM EDT
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The best part is, sometime after midnight when you get really tired and you want to go to sleep.  You sit on the edge of the bed in the dark and try to decide if the cleansing is over with or are you going to shit yourself if you fall asleep.

I decided to cover my side of the bed with a towel and roll the dice.  I didn't mess myself but the next morning the cleansing continued all the way up until the time I had to put the hospital gown before the test.  I told the nurse I was still going and she told me that was ok.  I still picture the doctor getting a face full as he started to insert the camera.
2/2/2017 8:27:16 PM EDT
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It's not that bad, I have to do it at least once a year if not 2-3 times.   I never drink more then half of that stuff, it gives me really bad nausea. 
2/2/2017 8:28:23 PM EDT
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My turn next week.      
2/2/2017 8:28:37 PM EDT
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I had one done last summer without any anesthesia. If you look it up a lot of people request the same. It was painful sure, but nothing worth being in a chemically induced coma for. Doctor performed it very quickly (under 30 minutes) and I was out the door 10 minutes after that with no issues or side effects.
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Fuck that, I've had one done without anesthesia and it sucked. It's totally worth it to get knocked out. 
2/2/2017 8:37:05 PM EDT
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I had a cystoscopy (awake) on Tuesday...
That will make anyone cry. 



The first pee afterward was the worst...

There I sat in the hotel bathroom...  glad I sat down.  

Wife:  "Are you laughing or crying in there?"
Me: "A little of both..."
Wife: "That's what I thought...  carry on."
2/2/2017 8:44:36 PM EDT
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On the hole, I hope everything comes out alright.
2/2/2017 8:46:16 PM EDT
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Is your friend.
2/2/2017 8:48:29 PM EDT
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Billy Connolly on his Colonoscopy... Funny stuff.
2/2/2017 8:52:29 PM EDT
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You're not alone I'll have an old Asian lady Doctor's finger in my ass tomorrow, OP. She not hot.
2/2/2017 8:55:02 PM EDT
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Doing my prep tonight too. Started at 3:00. Doing the Miralax clean.I mixed it with Gatorade and could not taste anything but the Gatorade. No explosive results yet.
2/2/2017 8:59:26 PM EDT
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Yeah, the prep is no fun but it could save your life. The doctor took two polyps off me. The anesthesia was trippin' fun though.
2/2/2017 9:14:39 PM EDT
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Doing my prep tonight too. Started at 3:00. Doing the Miralax clean.I mixed it with Gatorade and could not taste anything but the Gatorade. No explosive results yet.
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Same,much better than last time I did this
2/2/2017 9:21:14 PM EDT
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Thanks
2/2/2017 9:25:24 PM EDT
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Just wait
2/2/2017 9:26:46 PM EDT
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I'm doing mine also.

So far, so good.

Started at 4 this afternoon. I'm halfway through the jug of GaviLyte-N and start drinking it again in a little over an hour and a half.  It doesn't taste nearly as bad as I expected.

No mad dashes to the bathroom either and slathering a good coat of A&D Ointment on my ass before the fun started was a good move...I'm not as tender as I expected to be at this point.  
2/2/2017 10:12:23 PM EDT
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Eat the greasiest food you can find as soon as you leave the doctor.  It helps settle the stomach and absorbs the CO2 they inflate your Colon with. 
2/3/2017 1:49:59 AM EDT
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Woo Lordy 
2/3/2017 1:52:00 AM EDT
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2/3/2017 1:52:09 AM EDT
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Nothing like spending the night doing a Space Shuttle launch impersonation

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