Welcome to AR15.com's first Chinese lesson..
You might be asking yourSelf.. " Why the hell would I need to learn Chinese?"..  hell... I dont know just start learning..






1) That's not right...............................     Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive...................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................... .Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man.....................................     Dum Gai

5) Small Horse....................................     Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach........................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table......................Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................  Chin Tu Fat

9) It's Very dark in here.........................    Wao So Dim

10) I Thought you were on a diet.................Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.......................No Pah King

12) Our meeting was rescheduled...............Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight.........................    .Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great........................................         .Fa Kin Su Pah

17) I Can't believe it............................       No Fu Kin Wai

ROTFLMAO!

BigDozer66

AHHH-Soooo. eye by lingal now...u see.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can't believe it!

I've always wanted to know how to speek Chinese. I think I will go have a conversation with my little china neigborh, lol.

But you did forget one:

I want a blowjob........Yu Suk Wang

Too funny! I showed it to a couple of my coworkers (who are chinese), and they were laughing like hell as well!