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Posted: 8/13/2005 1:05:42 PM EDT
A lot of the men (like myself) really don't have much of a clue as to what our women may be going
through during pregnancy. As we can't experience pregnancy or any of the associated ailments, odd goings on, and strange events of all types that may accompany pregnancy, would any of you ladies care to post some of these oddities and relate what they were like, for our benefit? Example: Morning sickness. When did it start, what does it feel like, (aside from the obvious nausea and vomiting), how did you deal with it, how long did it last, was it every day, what helped it and what didn't, and so on? I want to know because I can sense that the day is coming when I'll at last satisfy the last major goal that my parents have for their sons, of which I am the youngest of three: For all of us to be safely married and become fathers. I want to know now, well in advance, what to expect so that I can be prepared to deal with whatever pregnancy-related ills that she (whomever she may be, wherever she is) may have to contend with. Please tell us guys what it can be like for you during pregnancy....and include info on the time afterwards until you resume feeling normal in all respects. CJ |
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CJ,
Embrace the ride; savor each stage; and express your emotions. My son will be 2 this month. It has been the sweetest time, watching him go from this helpless infant to this "Why?" and "Baby do" saying guy. |
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+1 Unfortunately there's no rule of thumb with pregnant women. I have an abnormal blood condition which caused me to reject my babies while preggo. I threw up and threw up and so on the entire pregnancy. My first pregnancy my husband [or I] knew what to expect. For all we knew it was normal. My 2nd pregnancy my husband put photographs up on the toilets of politicians I didn't like [I've always been political, always]. It was kind of funny. About the time I was really sick of barfing to Jimmy Carter out would pop a picture of Tip O'Neal. My over all advice is to be sympathetic. Especially with the first. The world revolves around Mothers who have their first babies. I don't know why but it just does. You never know what an idiot you are until you've had your 2nd one and have to put up with a first timer either. Lastly foot rubs, back rubs and know when the get the hell away. YMMV Patty |
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What, no other advice?
Let's not make this the shortest thread ever. There's a lot I need to learn, though I suspect that it will be quite a while before I will be practicing what I learned. CJ |
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That doesn't mean that I shouldn't TRY.
Darn it, for the first time in my life I'm looking forward to something like that. I guess I finally grew up, and now I want to settle down with a great lady and raise kids with her. It only took me 40 years. CJ |
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"Yes Ma'am." "What can I get you?" "Is there anything I can do for you?" But most importantly, "Yes Ma'am." |
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I don't mean not to try, I admire the effort. After 6 children I've learned I know nothing. Just be there for her and don't be an ass, even if you feel justified. |
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There is nothing you can be told that will make you understand what we go through. Not trying to make it dramatic, there just really is nothing to prepare you or make you 100% understand. I've been lucky and not had to deal with morning sickness with either pregnancy. But Lord bless my poor husband, because my hormones are KILLING me. I can't stand to be near myself. I will hear me yelling or complaining or something and KNOW I'm either out of line or over reacting, but I CAN'T stop. Not because I'm a woman, but because I just can't. Don't know how to explain it. I feel horrible about it, so then I get sad. It's a horrible circle effect.
And also, exhaustion. I know with my first pregnancy (Jacob is 15 months now) I didn't get to sleep much. I was going to school still, so I had to go all day. But at least I got a full nights sleep. Non-interrupted. Little did I know that would NEVER happen again. So especially when its pregnancy #2, or 3 or whatever number you may be on, if there is still a young one, please dont critisize her for wanting to take naps during the day. I kid you not, I feel like I could literally sleep for days on end and not even be bothered if I could have a feeding tube! I know BRF thinks I am exagerating when I tell him how tired I am, or how glad I was to have a nap with Jacob and he says that I'm just being lazy. That REALLY hurts my feelings because I am growing another person! That takes a LOT out of you. No matter how macho a woman might think she is, there is no pregnant woman I know who can say they would NOT like to have a nap! And just please be sensitive when she tells you she isn't feeling good. Even early in pregnancy, if shes a feely kinda person, just rub her belly. Even though she isn't showing, it is WONDERFUL to have your husband acknowledge that there is a baby inside. No matter how tiny. Hmmm...I know there is something I am forgetting....Oh yes, all women want to hear their man agree to drive anywhere in the middle of the night for ANY craving that you might have. Not all men do this. Even if it's not so late at night, it will mean the WORLD to your woman for you to actually say alright honey, I'll be back in a minute. Yes, you had a hard day at work, understood. Maybe we do stay home all day, but maybe at that time we are DIEING for that pop tart, or sunkist and just feel like ass so we dont want to drive 5-10 minutes up the street for it. Needless to say, it is NOT necessary to do this everytime, but once in a while, your woman will LOVE it!! That is all for now (sorry for the book) lol But if I have more to add later, I will!! Good luck! |
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This may or may not happen, but just in case.........
You will be told how wonderful you are,(with tears) for giving her the opportunity to carry your child. You will be told what an a$$hole you are(with tears and teeth) for the same thing. You will be expected to understand how a 'feeling' is connected to a food group, and may be asked to help figure out the correct food, like giving ideas, a guessing game of sorts, where YOU really NEED to figure it out. Don't think that because it was right today, that it will be right tomarrow, it is a feeling, not an actual item, so just get good at 20 questions. You will gain weight. (who do you think eats the food that is the wrong answer?) Don't try to understand why someone would eat something, throw it up, and hate it with a passion, and then want the same food again, throw it up, then get upset with you because you should have known it would make her sick. Be prepared for what my daughter referres to as MMS, Mommy Mental Syndrom. Simple words cannot be pronounced, memory becomes backwards, (Blonde jokes become a reality, regardless of hair color). You will stink. Don't think you will be able to shower, or use the correct deodorant, don't ever think you will be able to fix this problem with cologne. You may be required to go without useing soap, deodorant, or cologne, for months. It won't matter what you do, you will stink. If you go somewhere unusual, she will smell it on you when you come home, use care in what air you expose yourself to. If she has extremely bad "morning sickness", the kind that lasts 28-7, DO NOT expect a sammich or any other of the other things you were used to getting, for a long a$$ time. Take an interest in everything she talks to you about. Especially when it makes no sence, you will be quizzed. Then when she tells you that you are smothering her, get away. Then when she accuses you of not paying attention to her, pay attention. (this could take place within one 24 hour period) Rub her back. Pay attention and DO NOT try to do the 'pat pat half hearted petting' while you try to watch a television program. You will be ripped to shreds. It may not be until the tears stop because she has just discovered you don't really care about her, watch out, it will happen. She will not care if she sees your sorry face again. Same applies to foot rubs. Never use the following words: Fat Chubby Cow Work out Walk more Think of where those ding dongs and fruity pebbles will be staying after the baby has been born. Crisco Learn to keep it to yourself if you value your life. Don't show too much excitement about the enlarging breasts, or you will have to explain what was wrong with them to start with. Walk on eggshells and enjoy every moment. ETA: don't call her Heavy Love either, daughter did not appreciate that one. |
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That's just the sort of thing I'm looking to find out about. If such things should ever happen and I'm in the picture, it's nice to have some forewarning of it. It will help me to take such things in stride.
There is a woman that I have set my sights on. She doesn't know it yet, but if the fates allow and God is willing, she will some day be my wife and the mother of my children. And I already am thinking of what it will be like to listen to her growing belly and perhaps hear a tiny little hearbeat inside for the first time. I don't expect to make it through that moment with dry eyes. And I wouldn't have it any other way. I am really looking forward to it. I just hope it's what fate has in store for me. CJ |
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Have you ever been motion sick or seasick? That is precisely what morning sickness feels like, only you can't cure it by getting off the moving vehicle. Nibbling on candied ginger helped a bit.
There is nothing to compare to the amount of exhaustion a woman feels in her first trimester. I could take a four hour nap, then sleep at night for another 10 hours. Also, various aches and pains all throughout pregnancy - from sore boobs at the beginning to joint aches at the end - suck. One of the hormones pregnant women secrete is called "relaxin" and it actually lets your joints stretch so that the baby can come out easier. The downside of this is that ALL your joints stretch and everything gets out of alignment. Sciatica is frequent. So's heartburn and shortness of breath there at the end. You have a kid take up all the room your insides used to take up, and your insides start rearranging themselves in the most bizarre manner. Blood sugar has a bad tendency to crash hard - make sure she carries a protein bar or something with her everywhere just in case. Also, for some reason during both my pregnancies, I had this weird habit of grunting loudly in my sleep and waking myself up. V. strange. Also had insanely vivid dreams. |
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That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...I've never been prego, so I can't offer up any help here, cj. God, I hope that you're kidding, syntax. |
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If my wife got pregnant, sensitive is the LAST thing I would be! |
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Oh totally! Forgot about that one.
AND DON'T TOUCH BECAUSE THEY HURT. You're looking at them, aren't you? I can tell, because the weight of your gaze burns! Burns! Buuuuuuuuuurns! |
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My wifes family has a history of diabetes. When she was pregnant with our daughter, (turned 6 last month), she ended up with gestational diabetes. So she had to give up alot of stuff and really watch what she ate. So, being the great hubby that I am, I gave up what she had to give up. When she walked, I walked, etc... She actually LOST weight when pregnant but our daughter was as perfect as they come when she was born.
Basically, just do what she tells you and you're fine! I do have a little mean story to tell about our pregnancy. We had dinner with our real estate agent the night we signe the paperwork to put a contract on our house. My wife was about 4 months pregnant at the time. We ate, shook hands and left. We got in the car and started to leave when my wife tells me she needs to puke. I pull to the back and park next to a field. She tells me to turn the lights off so no one will see her. She gets out and goes to the front of the car and starts her business. Just as she's getting started I turn the lights back on. There she is hurling away and all the lights are on her. She wasn't too amused at the time but now we get a good laugh out of it when we tell the story! |
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I hate to say it, but sometimes women don't even understand why we are the way we are during pregnancy. Hormones are everyones worst enemy during pregnancy. MrsBRF, MrsG and syntax hit alot of things dead on.
Now let me tell you about after the fact. Do not expect us to be ourselfs right away, our energy level is very low as we just spit out a baby (and it felt like a watermelon). We now have to care for this child 24/7. Our sleep is disturbed and we never seem to get enough. Our body is trying to produce milk for this new watermelon we just spit out too. Some days we won't feel like even showering, let alone picking up the house. Sex? You aren't even suppose to think about it for 6 weeks because of the delivary so we can heal. After 6 weeks, sometimes the desire we have alone will kill you, sometimes we'll look at you and say "you wanna do what?" Like you have an evil monster betweeen your legs. Remember the hormones are still going absolutely crazy for awhile after the fact too. We will hate the way we look, what happened to that slender little body I had before? Let us know you love us and we are still beautiful, but don't over do it because we won't believe you. If I think of anything else I'll get back to you. |
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Mind telling us what the first thing you would be? |
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When I had my first baby, and the milk came in I thought I was going to die. They were not just big hooters, they were freeking the size of fog horns. Bigger than the 8 lb baby. The pain was more consuming than the childbirth. I could not even let my arms down. With each child after that, that was the pain I dreaded the most. Then the baby can't 'latch on', and the milk just keeps coming, the more you drain, the more you gain. DO NOT TOUCH THESE!! Don't even LOOK at them with the thought of PLEASURE, you will be banned. (perhaps imagining that your man bag is this swollen will help you control your thoughts). To start with, nursing causes the uterus to contract, very painful, yet the hormone released during the "letdown" of the milk is the same one that is released during an orgasm, I guess that is why women survive the agony. Also part of the reason she could care less about sex. Every woman is different, some go through the whole process without any problems at all, I hate these women, we all dowell, those of us who have not been so cheated in the joys of motherhood. Some women do not lose weight right away. Some never lose it. C-sections are killers on getting back into shape. So instead of being an ass, and really expecting her to become a super model, don't say stupid things like, "after the baby, she just didn't care". She does and will care. I have heard these comments from men on here when they complain about how the little woman changed, just remember, YOU DID THIS TO HER!!! After giving birth, dealing with the whole milk thing never getting any sleep, the 'blues', do you really think she wants to run down to Bali's and use the treadmill? She may watch the Fitness channel when you are at work, while she feeds the baby and continues to eat twinkies, SHE CARES! I wish every man could experience motherhood It would make real men out of them. So I guess you will just have to be good husbands and fathers. Not horn dogs and judges. How you treat your woman now, will greatly improve how she treats you later. Just thinking about being pregnant again makes me sick Thank God I AM FREE! |
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Rub lotion on their bellies, ass and thighs daily. Helps keep the stretch marks down. Plus they like it, alot. Massage their breasts. When they want sex, give it to them. When you want sex, take a shower.
Keep plenty of Tums on hand. Try to steer her away from caffine, spicy and greasy foods. Keep the house, cool. They get hot real easy. Tell them they have that glow about them. They like to hear it. If she acts crazy just suck it up. She will be fine in a little while. Make sure the floor is not cluttered and secure loose rugs with double sided tape. They tend to be clumsy. ETA: Now I understand your other post better. |
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Extremely surprised - and wanting EITHER an explanation from the surgeon who preformed my vasectomy, OR an even better explanation from my wife (preferably one involving the Holy Spirit) |
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My brothers 4th child was after his vasectomy. About 10 years after. He accused his new wife of all kinds of things, then went and got a sperm count, low but alive |
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Absolutely - don't get me wrong. I would certainly get a medical check-up before ANY accusations were made, but my initial reaction would definitely be surprise. |
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Holy Spirit! Now I get it. Thanks for explaining. |
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Gloftoe's hit it on the head. Never mess with a woman with a bairn in the womb and more hormones than a Purdue chicken runnin thru her veins.... |
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This is all very interesting and highly educational, but also more than vaguely alarming!
I guess that when the time comes and I have a pregnant wife, I'd better get myself some full body armor...threat level 4A witih ceramic trauma plates EVERYWHERE, including the crotch! Scary! CJ |
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Yeah, but his advice has pitfalls. "Don't you patronize me!!" |
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uhoh!!!! When I was about 5mos gone with my first, we were unsuccessfully trying to sell our home (it was in the city and I was adamant I would not have children in the city) we'd had no luck so far, and thus, we were doubly stressed. I was making dinner in my $65.00 frying pan that NEVER was worth the paper the price tag was printed on. Hubby and I were in the kitchen, I went to stir dinner and found it seared to the pan (combo of pregnancy stupidity of putting it on too high a temp and the fact that the pan was crap) I picked the pan off the stove and hummed it, dinner and all, into the garbage can---all net, no rim, a good 8 feet away, screaming "This thing is a piece of crap and I'm done with it!!!!" Hubby, who'd been having a relatively calm conversation with me regarding our living arrangements just moments before, just stood with mouth agape. Silently, he walked towards the garbage to retrieve the pan when I barked in my best Linda Blair voice, "Touch that F***ing frying pan and I'll kill you." He wisely stopped in his tracks and said, "Let's go out for dinner tonite hun!" |
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If you can share that, I can share this. When I was about 2 weeks from giving birth, I was nesting so vigorously that I was exhausted. My mother tried to steer me to a nap... I promptly became 2 yrs old again, wailing, "But, I don't WANT a nap. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. I just want to get one more thing done." Might as well have been, "Wahhhhhh, Play blocks! Wahhhhhhh." |
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Wow. Thanks for the insight ladies. I'm going to print this thread out and keep it handy for future reference.
"Here's what you can expect... Honey." Love the frying pan story. |
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I can picture it. Definitely. |
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