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8/9/2006 7:28:43 AM EDT
I had an old boss who used to say "Thats a bag of assholes" when he didn't like something. But last night I was at a meeting and this old guy starts in about what his dad used to say. He said when his dad got mad at someone and was ready to give em a butt whipping he would say "Assholes are on special today $1.50 a pound"....I don't know why, but I can't STOP LAUGHING about that. Anyone got another good one liner they want to share?
8/9/2006 7:29:55 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:

I don't know why, but I can't STOP LAUGHING about that.



Me either.
8/9/2006 7:30:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Anytime something goes wrong my dad throws out "other than that Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play"
8/9/2006 7:37:01 AM EDT
[#3]
For co-workers with poor dental hygiene...

"Jeezus, did you stop and grab a bag of assholes on your way in this morning? "
8/9/2006 7:38:53 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Anytime something goes wrong my dad throws out "other than that Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play"


Nice one!
8/9/2006 7:41:06 AM EDT
[#5]
When my dad would see something good to eat he would say "That'll make a turd".  He said it like it was the greatest compliment he could give.  I always busted up laughing when he would say it, it never got old.
8/9/2006 7:47:06 AM EDT
[#6]
co-workers dad..."shit,hell,piss,fire!"
8/9/2006 8:00:45 AM EDT
[#7]
on country cooking:  "good to ya, bad for ya"

on ugliness: "that boy/girl's got a face like a bucket of mashed assholes"

on stupidiy: "dumber than a bag of hammers, box of rocks, etc."

on wishful thinking: "well you can wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up quicker"


living in rural TN, I've got tons of these...