Posted: 8/9/2006 7:28:43 AM EDT
| I had an old boss who used to say "Thats a bag of assholes" when he didn't like something. But last night I was at a meeting and this old guy starts in about what his dad used to say. He said when his dad got mad at someone and was ready to give em a butt whipping he would say "Assholes are on special today $1.50 a pound"....I don't know why, but I can't STOP LAUGHING about that. Anyone got another good one liner they want to share? |
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on country cooking: "good to ya, bad for ya" on ugliness: "that boy/girl's got a face like a bucket of mashed assholes" on stupidiy: "dumber than a bag of hammers, box of rocks, etc." on wishful thinking: "well you can wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up quicker" living in rural TN, I've got tons of these... |