What makes this man think he is qualified to hodl the highest office in the land????? Find out for yourselves:
Kerry's Resume for President
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law
enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a
fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the
event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early
discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the
attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the
U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam
vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in
Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in
protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New
Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average and just passed the bar
as an attorney.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there
ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich women
and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding
even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support
our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's
ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it
and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of
legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes
significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will
never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never
agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family
wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like
Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of
labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the
other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and
I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our
view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride
a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying
Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer
mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame
George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months).
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
DUPE!!!But still funny.
Can you IBTL on your own thread?
If so, IBTL!!!