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Posted: 10/14/2004 5:37:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 5:47:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Wow! Look at the time! Well, I have to hop a jet to Florissant, Missouri to address some more patriots. Thank you so, so much for giving me the opportunity to speak to you all! It's been super! Let's work together to pave the way for a big, bright, beautiful fucking future for America, all right? So all the world can once again say, "Hey, where's that warm, golden glow coming from? Why, it's coming from the U.S. of A., where cocks are thick, tits are perky, and sunbeams shine out of everyone's asses!"



Link Posted: 10/14/2004 5:50:28 PM EDT
[#2]

By the time I'm through here, you'll be shitting candy canes!


Link Posted: 10/14/2004 5:53:21 PM EDT
[#3]
wow, pretty anti-Lib for the Onion.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 6:15:16 PM EDT
[#4]
The Onion. does have some funny shit  

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