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Posted: 9/29/2004 6:02:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 6:03:13 AM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]


Mine:

"You know Senator, if you want to blend in with the common folks, you ough to actually try DRINKING that beer. Oh, and lose the lipstick for pete's sake, ya friggin homo! "

-or-

"This is a great game! You know, I just visited LAMBERT field last week!"

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:10:47 AM EDT
Look closely...Kerry's hand is moving up...given his limb length, and his body position, I think he just had his hand on the dude's forearm. The two cowboy hats leaning over the bar in the foreground are the dude's buddies who are there to back him up for the ass whooping that is about to take place. The dude does not take kindly to drunken homo advances on him.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:13:19 AM EDT
"What's with the cowboy hats?"
"Whatya mean this is Texas? My manager told me we were in New Jersey."

or-

Kerry waits on his strawberry daiquiri as he chats with regulars in the Tres Gay nightclub.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:15:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:17:12 AM EDT


This one time, at band camp...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:17:29 AM EDT
oom-pa

loom-pa

doop-ity

do

ive got

another

puzzle

for
you!

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:18:44 AM EDT
GAY BAR ALERT!!!!!!

-LS
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:26:08 AM EDT
It was at a bar in Spring Green WI...he is/was staying there prepping for the debates...it was a PR thing for him to mingle with the common people at a shithole bar and watch the Packers play. He had a lot of nerve, or just stupidity showing up for a game after calling it....Lambert Field. In these parts, that could get you lynched...too bad he has secret service to protect him.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:30:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
It was at a bar in Spring Green WI...he is/was staying there prepping for the debates...it was a PR thing for him to mingle with the common people at a shithole bar and watch the Packers play. He had a lot of nerve, or just stupidity showing up for a game after calling it....Lambert Field. In these parts, that could get you lynched...too bad he has secret service to protect him.



Even scarier than the Secret Service, he has two lesbian bodyguards directly behind him.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:32:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:33:21 AM EDT



sKerry: "Do you know that I actually voted for the $87Billion before voting against it..."

gay friend: "Can I give you an an_l cream pie?"
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:34:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 6:35:07 AM EDT by jfrush]


And If I use this hand, it feels like a stranger!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:39:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:13:08 AM EDT
Awww, you are too SWEET, but I don't toss salad with someone I just met.....
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:17:14 AM EDT
Where can I see a real photo of Kerry's "orange tan"? I heard Hannity talking about it yesterday, but couldn't find anything on his site......
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:01:33 AM EDT
This is how I would rub your ass.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:41:33 AM EDT
"Heiolo SHiir, I'mmm a Drunkin Irisshhhman, und I want to be Preshident, wood you vote feeer mee?!"
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:45:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fireguy3:
"Heiolo SHiir, I'mmm a Drunkin Irisshhhman, und I want to be Preshident, wood you vote feeer mee?!"



That would require him to drink...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:47:09 AM EDT
I'm looking for the gay vote.

What can I do for you, or more to the point to you to ensure this?
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