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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:59:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 12:02:42 PM EDT by Ring]
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from the site letters


Dear Bobby,

I have recently purchased one of your coffee mugs, but it is giving me
no end of grief. Every time I put coffee, hot chocolate, or hot tea in
the mug, it instantly transubstantiates into what I assume is the blood
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It sort of looks like marinara sauce,
but I'm afraid to taste it. Curiously, when I put wine into the mug,
it just turns into a nice, full-bodied chianti -- beer does the same
thing. Is there any act of sacrifice or ritual that I can perform to
stop these miracles from occurring? While I bask in His greatness and
I am truly awed by His power, I'm also kind of thirsty. Any advice
would be welcome.

Sebastian Wren, Ph.D.


FSM gets saves in NO, All Hail "Saint heineken Looter"


* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

The FSM created the universe, and everything in it, including your memories, 8 seconds ago.

Go on...

disprove it.

the game

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:59:23 AM EDT
I am donning pirate regalia as we speak.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:01:26 PM EDT
intelligent design
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:01:40 PM EDT

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:05:34 PM EDT
No, thanks.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:06:11 PM EDT
this place lacks people with a sence of humer...
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:11:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Coop_K:
I am donning pirate regalia as we speak.

Trying to reduce the global temperature, eh?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:13:27 PM EDT
FSM and The Unitarian Jihad are two of my favorite things.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:15:43 PM EDT
Real prayers sent.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:29:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

I hope God has a sense of humor...I like to think He does, but I hope these people realize they are mocking Him.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:50:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

I hope God has a sense of humor...I like to think He does, but I hope these people realize they are mocking Him.

We are not mocking Him. We are Praising the Flying Spaghetti MOnster.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:53:33 PM EDT
I bow down to the Great Master FSM!

Geez guys, I think God will forgive you for joking around.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:19:33 PM EDT
That is soooo stupid, everyone knows that the world was created by a sneeze from the great Arkel seizure. And I dread the future time that is know as "The coming of the great hankerchief"
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:45:13 PM EDT
Throw a nice gun range into that Heaven of yours, and you've got a deal!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:51:00 PM EDT
I'm a Pastafarian.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:58:08 PM EDT
I became a Pastafarian (sauce be upon Him) on Sunday. I've been involved in a discussion with a recent convert to Christianity since then. (Not that we didn't argue atheism vs. religion prior to this.)

But I have been touched by His noodly appendage! Ramen!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:02:10 AM EDT
see.. some of you have a sence of humer :)
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:28:51 AM EDT
A "beer volcano".

Ha ha!!

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