www.venganza.org (link for full letter, read and let the holy word of FSM change your life forever!).
from the site letters
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Dear Bobby,
I have recently purchased one of your coffee mugs, but it is giving me no end of grief. Every time I put coffee, hot chocolate, or hot tea in the mug, it instantly transubstantiates into what I assume is the blood of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It sort of looks like marinara sauce, but I'm afraid to taste it. Curiously, when I put wine into the mug, it just turns into a nice, full-bodied chianti -- beer does the same thing. Is there any act of sacrifice or ritual that I can perform to stop these miracles from occurring? While I bask in His greatness and I am truly awed by His power, I'm also kind of thirsty. Any advice would be welcome.
Sebastian Wren, Ph.D.
Austin.Texas
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FSM gets saves in NO, All Hail "Saint heineken Looter"
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM
* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
The FSM created the universe, and everything in it, including your memories, 8 seconds ago.
Go on...
disprove it.
the game
www.venganza.org/games/index.htm