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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/20/2005 11:59:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 12:02:42 PM EDT by Ring]
www.venganza.org
(link for full letter, read and let the holy word of FSM change your life forever!).

from the site letters


Quote:

Dear Bobby,

I have recently purchased one of your coffee mugs, but it is giving me
no end of grief. Every time I put coffee, hot chocolate, or hot tea in
the mug, it instantly transubstantiates into what I assume is the blood
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It sort of looks like marinara sauce,
but I'm afraid to taste it. Curiously, when I put wine into the mug,
it just turns into a nice, full-bodied chianti -- beer does the same
thing. Is there any act of sacrifice or ritual that I can perform to
stop these miracles from occurring? While I bask in His greatness and
I am truly awed by His power, I'm also kind of thirsty. Any advice
would be welcome.

Sebastian Wren, Ph.D.

Austin.Texas




FSM gets saves in NO, All Hail "Saint heineken Looter"



WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

The FSM created the universe, and everything in it, including your memories, 8 seconds ago.

Go on...

disprove it.


the game
www.venganza.org/games/index.htm



Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:59:23 AM EDT
I am donning pirate regalia as we speak.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:01:26 PM EDT
intelligent design
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:01:40 PM EDT
*sigh*

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:05:34 PM EDT
No, thanks.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:06:11 PM EDT
this place lacks people with a sence of humer...
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:11:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Coop_K:
I am donning pirate regalia as we speak.



Trying to reduce the global temperature, eh?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:13:27 PM EDT
FSM and The Unitarian Jihad are two of my favorite things.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:15:43 PM EDT
Real prayers sent.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:29:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
*sigh*




I hope God has a sense of humor...I like to think He does, but I hope these people realize they are mocking Him.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:50:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
*sigh*




I hope God has a sense of humor...I like to think He does, but I hope these people realize they are mocking Him.



We are not mocking Him. We are Praising the Flying Spaghetti MOnster.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 12:53:33 PM EDT
I bow down to the Great Master FSM!


Geez guys, I think God will forgive you for joking around.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:19:33 PM EDT
That is soooo stupid, everyone knows that the world was created by a sneeze from the great Arkel seizure. And I dread the future time that is know as "The coming of the great hankerchief"
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:45:13 PM EDT
Throw a nice gun range into that Heaven of yours, and you've got a deal!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:51:00 PM EDT
I'm a Pastafarian.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:58:08 PM EDT
I became a Pastafarian (sauce be upon Him) on Sunday. I've been involved in a discussion with a recent convert to Christianity since then. (Not that we didn't argue atheism vs. religion prior to this.)

But I have been touched by His noodly appendage! Ramen!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:02:10 AM EDT
see.. some of you have a sence of humer :)
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:28:51 AM EDT
A "beer volcano".

Ha ha!!

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