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Posted: 12/17/2005 11:35:27 AM EDT
All the people in my family are so clueless when it comes to common courtesy regarding knocking on a door to gain access. Oh, they knock all right but it seems like they knock with one hand while holding onto the knob with their other hand and as soon as that last knock makes contact the door is coming open. I cant even get a freakin word out. They might as well just walk right in. My aunt opened the fucking bathroom door on me today with that knock and open right up trick. I damn near went thru the roof. Lucky for both of us I was just looking for stray hairs after a shave...face shave that is. But damn people, WAKE UP, wait for a response.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:36:24 AM EDT
start shooting an airsoft gun at them when they do it
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:36:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 11:36:57 AM EDT by Colt636]
first time you draw down is the last time they will do that.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:36:56 AM EDT
Around here we call that Knockturnal.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 11:58:17 AM EDT
Put something to stop the door, like a shoe or a wedge. They will get the hint.

John
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:18:10 PM EDT
You might try keeping a few doors locked. Maybe they will just keep walking and smash their face into the door. LOL.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:20:33 PM EDT
All our bathroom doors come with locks.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:20:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TomHighway:
You might try keeping a few doors locked. Maybe they will just keep walking and smash their face into the door. LOL.







HS1

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:23:06 PM EDT
How bout some trip flares?
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:53:29 PM EDT
clamore, it's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 12:58:38 PM EDT
At first I thought you were talking about the "Mississippi search warrant". MJD
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:00:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By netwt12:
clamore, it's the only way to be sure.



+1
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:02:42 PM EDT
Your family does that to?
My dad does that when I am home
I'll be in my room, door shut.
*knockknock* "Son can I come in?".....while at the same time opening the door!!!
must be a cop thing.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:10:07 PM EDT
Next time they do it, make sure you have your dick in your hand and a porn mag in the other.


They might just stop after that.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:33:46 PM EDT
Last person that told me to just "open the door" is facing up to 14 years in prison..


hehehehe oops!
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