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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:26:42 AM EDT
[#1]
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Drops mag, reloads. Secures area. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:28:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Douchebags.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:29:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:30:13 AM EDT
[#4]
but he has pepper spray! |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:31:46 AM EDT
[#5]
he jumped through a guys car window years back and the guy pulled out a 45 and fired a shot... somehow missing him.
practice makes perfect |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:31:54 AM EDT
[#6]
Only a dumbass brings pepper spray to a gunfight. 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:34:13 AM EDT
[#7]
Probably drop his ass since I don't have parole officers, bail bondsmen or bounty hunters looking for me.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:35:07 AM EDT
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You DO know they're part of the "Christian Taliban", right? 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:36:11 AM EDT
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That walking episode of Jerry Springer is a fucking disgrace to professional fugitive investigators.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:46:52 AM EDT
[#10]
Well, I for one have admiration for the Dog.
Who the hell else was going to marry Anna Niccole Smith? 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:47:07 AM EDT
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If I saw Dog and his chronies coming at me at a full blitz, I'd grab my acid washed jean jacket with the Metallica patch on the back, whip out my iridium Oakley Blades, jump in my Iroc, blast some Dio, and get outta Dodge ASAP!
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:49:01 AM EDT
[#12]
Fixed
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:49:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:49:55 AM EDT
[#14]
Or convicted murderers who can't legally own guns... |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:51:06 AM EDT
[#15]
They work in Hawaii.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:51:56 AM EDT
[#16]
How ironic. They're abortions that should have happened. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:10:52 AM EDT
[#17]
Forget shooting 'dog', shoot his big ass can of pepper spray.
Then watch the fun as everyone in his posse deals with massive exposure to pepper spray everywhere. Good TV! |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:15:20 AM EDT
[#18]
I hope you aren't disrespecting Dio. The metal Gods will not look upon you kindly. - BG |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:16:54 AM EDT
[#19]
So ya just
I am very sorry that no one warned you!  
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:16:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:17:03 AM EDT
[#21]
i love the one where he sat on his can in the car and maced them all. 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:20:00 AM EDT
[#22]
Holy crap he actually did that? What episode? I may have to actually watch that one. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:27:03 AM EDT
[#23]
I'd pat the wee little man on his mullet and tell him to run along
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:52:40 AM EDT
[#24]
And professional |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:53:17 AM EDT
[#25]
I like him. He loves his family, he WORKS, he appears to be a good Christian, he is VERY conservative, and he is brave enough to go after dangerous fugitives knowing he can not carry a gun.
I was listening to Michael Savage one night and Savage began bad mouthing Dog. Well Dog called in and talked to him on the air. It seems he is an avid listener. LOL. Seems like some people don't like his hollywood image, but I say the man is all right. I think its pretty discusting to make fun of the mans wife based on looks. Personality wise maybe, but he appears to love her. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:56:01 AM EDT
[#26]
So Dog, how long have you been reading ar15.com?  (j/k) |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:59:17 AM EDT
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I can envision an episode of "Extreme Make-over", starting with a vegan diet for the Anna-Nicole-Smith's-mom doppelganger, and a flat-top 'do for Dog.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:01:45 AM EDT
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This concept doesn't bother me in the least. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:24:47 AM EDT
[#29]
it pull some ratings anyway |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:31:52 AM EDT
[#30]
His ego is as big as his MULLET!!!!
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:40:29 AM EDT
[#31]
The "fugitives" Dog goes after are hardly considered dangerous. I watch his show...my kids think it's hilarious. But I will say if his character is what he makes it appear (personality, doing right by people - not the visual image), I do respect him for it. It would however, be funnier than shit to see him and his crew get thier salad tossed.... |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:43:56 AM EDT
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The shows gotta be the DUMBEST idea ever, the family the worst of the worst, etc..
But STILL, I watch it!  I think we should all laugh at other people not as smart as us once in a while. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:47:49 AM EDT
[#33]
I saw a few segments of it. The fact that all the 'bounty hunters' wore what looked like black spandex and wifebeaters just kinda threw me off.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:49:59 AM EDT
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I liked the episode where some stranger in the parking lot says, "hey, I know you guys, your PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS" friggin hilarious
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:50:24 AM EDT
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As dumb as the show is...
I have respect for the man. His Ego is a lot on the overflowing side, but hell... Look at the Ego's in here. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:51:13 AM EDT
[#36]
Let me know when the "special" episode is on. The one were he gets a 12 guage to the face.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:52:48 AM EDT
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Why can't they carry guns? Is it illegal in that state or do they all have criminal pasts?
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:55:18 AM EDT
[#38]
Dog had a manslaughter charge that he did time for. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:56:11 AM EDT
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What planet do you live on? In the real world that we call earth ANYONE can pull a gun on you, and a random bullet in the head kills you just as dead as an aimed bullet in the head. 75% + of the fugitives he goes after, are tweakers. Tweakers are dangerous. Go back and play in your bird, that way you might not open your mouth again and embarass yourself. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:57:09 AM EDT
[#40]
What a tool Dog is.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:57:52 AM EDT
[#41]
 LMAO!
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:01:14 AM EDT
[#42]
I saw one episode where Dog pulls his canister of whatever spray, holds it across the top of a fence and tells some guy in his backyard to "Freeze!"
I thought it would be funny if the guy shoved a nice Model 29 in his face and said the same thing. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:12:19 AM EDT
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i seem to remember that we have a member here who is/was the dogs next door neighbor. he shared some classic white-trash stories
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:22:26 AM EDT
[#44]
Don't forget to secure your mullet with a nice greasy confederate baseball cap also.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:26:04 AM EDT
[#45]
No...that would have to be GROWING UP GOTTI. 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:27:48 AM EDT
[#46]
But roll up your windows first so you don't disturb your mullet... 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:28:31 AM EDT
[#47]
+1 |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:33:04 AM EDT
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The guy's an ex-felon who turned his life around and is now doing the right thing. Most bounty hunters are no more better than the criminals they chase. "Dog" seems to care for the ones he captures and want them to straighten out their lives. Yeah, he's got to make money to live but he likes his job and he's helping out others.
Plus, anyone with a picture of George W. in their office is OK with me. 2 things though. 1) I wonder if oakley is paying him to wear those glasses with the mp3 player attached. 2) Why can't his kid or any other member of the group carry a gun? Are they all felons? |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:36:34 AM EDT
[#49]
1) probably 2) It's Hawaii, HORRIBLE gun laws. |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:44:05 AM EDT
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If I see one more tattooed freak with a TV show, I'm gonna shit a turkey.
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