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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar
5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
11. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
12. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
13. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people
14. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
15. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
16. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
17. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
18. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
19. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
20. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple
21. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my
22. Okay, so what's the speed of dark?
23. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
24. If everything seems to be going well, you have
obviously overlooked something.
25. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
26. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
27. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't
28. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
29. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
30. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
31. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
32. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling
33. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
34. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
35. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
36. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.