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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:02:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:02:31 PM EST by cmjohnson]
Did you hear that in New Zealand, they've found a new use for sheep?

It's called "wool".

There's a new medication that has been proven to cure Lesbians and turn them into normal heterosexual women.

It's a pill called "Tri-dixagin".

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:05:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:05:56 PM EST
My wife needs some "tri-mydickagin" its not new on the market, its been around for 15yrs..she used to take it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:18:07 PM EST
this thread is a joke
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:09:02 PM EST
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:28:03 AM EST
What's the difference between the American flag and Courtney Love?

It's OK to set Courtney on fire......
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:32:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:41:35 AM EST
Did ya hear the Obama's had to get rid of their dog?

Turned out to be a coon dog and kept biting the kids.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:44:04 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:44:42 AM EST
What's the difference between a woman, and a washing machine?

You can dump a load in the washing machine, and don't have to cuddle afterwards.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:54:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2009 4:55:33 AM EST by trobertson5-0]
You know the difference between a faggot and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 5:00:42 AM EST
Originally Posted By fortydelta:

Don't you mean, "In before my punk ass hits the 'report' button"?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 6:27:23 AM EST
Don't kill my thread over a possible CoC violation. Anyone who'd do that has definitely gone full retard.

Somewhere out there, a rock is missing its slug.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 6:52:05 AM EST
What's the difference between PeeWee Herman and a microwave?

A microwave stops when you open the door....
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 6:55:43 AM EST
now why would someone post a stupid fucking joke about the obama dog

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