President Bush wants to know who is the best investigative agency in America so he has a contest - "I'm going to let a rabbit loose into the woods and whoever can bring the rabbit back the quickest is obviously from the best investigative agency in America"
The CIA enters the woods and comes back a month later with a 50 page report stating that rabbits do not exist anywhere.
The FBI enters the woods. Two weeks later they burn the woods down after a standoff with the rabbit. The FBI states that the rabbit had guns.
A couple of old NYPD detectives go into the woods and come back 20 minutes later with a Bear handcuffed.....
The bear was heard saying, "OK, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!!!"