A man walks into a bar and draws attention because where normal people have a belt buckle, he has a steering wheel.
Finally one person, unable to resist any more, blurts out:
"There is a steering wheel on your belt!"
"I know" the man replies.
"Well?" the first man asks?
"Well what?" the man with the steering wheel asks.
"Why on earth do you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle?"
The man with the unique belt takes a long drink and calmly says:
"It's driving me nuts."
Handle that joke with care, it's an antique.