A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi
terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.  On the opposite side of the road
was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was
conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader
asked the injured Marine what had happened.  The Marine reported, "I was
heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was
a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the
ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he
yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited
woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us"


This is my first copy & paste effort so take it easy on the vigin.  OK?

not a dupe to me.

It's a Dupe that first made the rounds during Viet Nam.