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Posted: 12/19/2003 6:06:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2003 6:08:02 AM EDT by RetiredNavy]
from an email:

Testimonials at a women's rights and domestic violence conference:

The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).


The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.(The crowd
again cheered).


The third speaker, a Filipino lady,stood up and said,"Aftir lass yir's kampirens, I wint hoom and tuld dat leezy husband op mayn, Pidro, dat
I was tru getting his slippers, kuking his meels ol da taym, wasing his undirwir and dat he was guing to hab to do dem himselp. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping).

She continued,"Aftir da first day, I see nating. Aftir da secun day, agin I see nating, but aftir da tird day, I could see a little bit out of my lep eye."
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 6:09:38 AM EDT
Good one!! Thanks for the laugh!! CR
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 6:17:14 AM EDT
That's written by a man with at least one Filipina in his past[rofl2]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 6:21:09 AM EDT
If I laugh, does that make me a racist? [LOL]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 6:24:53 AM EDT
As told to me by a friend and former shipmate: What is the Philipino term for two pilots? A pair of Plyers!
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:09:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By QuietShootr: That's written by a man with at least one Filipina in his past[rofl2]
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Yup! That third speaker talks just like my wife. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:14:26 AM EDT
A variation is What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told the bitch twice!
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:39:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By brasspile: If I laugh, does that make me a racist?
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Sexist, maybe. [;)]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 8:20:48 AM EDT
Nice! [rofl]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:57:12 PM EDT
That was good. The funny thing is, if you have been to PI it's not that hard to read.[BD]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 1:46:17 PM EDT
ROFL! good one!
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