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2/4/2004 7:43:21 PM EDT
I'll post this now...and check back tommorow morning.

Here goes:

You are in a solid concrete box/room.  No doors, no windows, no vents.  In other words, no openings of any kind.

With you in the room, you have a plain wooden chair, and a pair of binoculars.

How do you get out of the room????????

2/4/2004 7:46:50 PM EDT
[#1]
I've heard this, but I can't remember it.
2/4/2004 7:50:16 PM EDT
[#2]
The concrete wall is only 1/4th of an inch thick.  You use the chair to bash your way through, and then use the binoculars to find the sumbitch who put you in there.
2/4/2004 7:50:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Look through the binoculars and see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the chair in half. 2 halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.
2/4/2004 7:51:19 PM EDT
[#4]
Grade school joke from WAAAAAY back.
2/4/2004 7:53:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Oh my gosh, I'm going into spasms here!  I can't stop laughing! It could be the beer, or the late hour, or both, but that is hilarious!
2/4/2004 7:54:04 PM EDT
[#6]
Well shit....

I thought I really had one on ya'll this time.

Good job, bigdb1!!!
2/4/2004 7:59:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Look through the binoculars and see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the chair in half. 2 halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.
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That's it.
2/4/2004 8:00:51 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
The concrete wall is only 1/4th of an inch thick.  You use the chair to bash your way through, and then use the binoculars to find the sumbitch who put you in there.
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[rofl2]
2/4/2004 8:02:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Well shit....

I thought I really had one on ya'll this time.

Good job, bigdb1!!!
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[blush]Aw shuckins, tweren't nuthin' special...[/blush]

I've got a young daughter to keep these things fresh. Can't use much of my repertoire with her. Most of them start with "A guy walks into a bar..."
2/5/2004 10:00:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
The concrete wall is only 1/4th of an inch thick.  You use the chair to bash your way through, and then use the binoculars to find the sumbitch who put you in there.
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I still think this is the correct answer.