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Posted: 1/31/2002 7:52:14 AM EDT
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep -- the man in the upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have better idea. Just for tonight let's pretend that we are married." The man happily says, "OK. AWESOME!" The woman says "GOOD.... Get your own damn blanket."
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 7:53:53 AM EDT
Excellent! Sounds jes' like Miz Hun to me! Eric The(Yes'm?NoMamma,IDidn'tMeanThat!Ouch!)Hun[>­]:)]
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 12:57:18 PM EDT
lol!!!
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 1:12:02 PM EDT
THE CHINESE DETECTIVE A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: quote: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, CHEN LEE.
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 6:54:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl: A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep -- the man in the upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have better idea. Just for tonight let's pretend that we are married." The man happily says, "OK. AWESOME!" The woman says "GOOD.... Get your own damn blanket."
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WOW! That was a Lucy & Ricky line in a 1950's movie.
Link Posted: 1/31/2002 9:18:43 PM EDT
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