Posted: 11/1/2001 2:41:59 PM EDT
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On a Greyhound bus headed who knows where, three strangers meet and start conversing about the recent worldly events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from somewhere out west. The other person was a devout Muslim. During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history. The Native American stated "once my people were many, now we are few." The Muslim then chimed in and said "once my people were few and now we are many." The cowboy looked at the Muslim and said with a sly grin "that's cause we ain't played cowboys and Muslims yet." [stick] -Gloftoe |
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old joke, new punchline. How bout this one. A greyhound pulls up to a stop in the desert. There's an indian standing there. Every woman that gets off the bus has to walk past him. The first girl walks by and the Indian looks at her and says "chance". She gives him an odd look and keeps walking. The second woman walks by and sure enough the same scenario plays out. A third woman comes off the bus. The Indian looks at her and says "chance". This woman says "Don't you mean how"? The Indian replies, "I know how, just want chance". |