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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 3/23/2006 2:15:12 PM EDT



Airplane ride


Two ____s boarded a flight out of London. One took a window
seat and the other sat next to him in the
middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the
aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his
shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the
____ in the window seat said,


"I need to get up and get a coke."


"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."


As soon as he left, one of the ____s picked up the Marine's
shoe and spat in it.


When the Marine returned with the coke, the other ____
said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."


Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was
gone the other ____ picked up the Marine's other
shoe and spat in it.


When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine
slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what
had happened.


"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must
this go on? This fighting between our nations?
This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and
pissing in cokes?"



Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:23:34 PM EDT
Nice.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:33:38 PM EDT
So.....2 blank's were riding a plane?

Did the DHS and FAA know about this???

Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:56:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:
So.....2 blank's were riding a plane?

Did the DHS and FAA know about this???




TSA let them through, no problems.

____ = Your choice of whoever you want it to be!

Equal opportunity offender here.
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