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7/24/2005 6:00:22 PM EDT
Jager bombs.  Jager/schlager.  Jager shots.  56 mystical herbs culminating in imported german schnapps.

What's the deal?

Fieroloki - Yes, 8 last night.  Timeframe?


7/24/2005 6:01:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Jager is disgusting. I don't know why people drink it. Vile, vile substance.
7/24/2005 6:01:45 PM EDT
[#2]
I had my first jager shot at a college keggar, and I can say that they are over-rated and best suited for women and girly-men.


No offense to you if you drink them.
7/24/2005 6:03:18 PM EDT
[#3]
I despise Jager but women seem to love it.
7/24/2005 6:05:03 PM EDT
[#4]
Hahaha.. we had an incident with Jager just the other day
7/24/2005 6:09:13 PM EDT
[#5]
In Germany that stuff is more of a medicine than a drink! I keep it in the fridge for when I get an upset stomach!
7/24/2005 6:12:50 PM EDT
[#6]


Jagermech. The giant robot for social drinkers.
7/24/2005 6:13:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Black licorice = sucks donkey balls.

7/24/2005 6:13:55 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
In Germany that stuff is more of a medicine than a drink! I keep it in the fridge for when I get an upset stomach!



Cough Syrup.
7/24/2005 6:21:38 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
In Germany that stuff is more of a medicine than a drink! I keep it in the fridge for when I get an upset stomach!



There's some truth to that.  The five years I lived in Germany I never saw a German drink Jager.  The proper drink for an upset stomach is Kuemmerling.  I have a small bottle in front of me right now.
7/24/2005 6:23:35 PM EDT
[#10]
Whatever. Call it a women's drink. I don't care. It's alcohol and I love it.

Jagermeister is awesome.

They also sponsor a nice heavey metal music tour and a lot of good bands.

Can't go wrong there.
7/24/2005 6:37:27 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In Germany that stuff is more of a medicine than a drink! I keep it in the fridge for when I get an upset stomach!



There's some truth to that.  The five years I lived in Germnay I never saw a German drink Jager.  The proper drink for an upset stomach is Kuemmerling.  I have a small bottle in front of me right now.



A little familiar with Germany.
Lived there 13 years, as civilian and military.
Married a German too.

And you are correct about the Kuemmerling along with Sechsempter and Jager. All are kreuter liquers which are taken for upset stomach, indigestion, heart burn ect..ect...
7/24/2005 6:40:34 PM EDT
[#12]

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Jagermech. The giant robot for social drinkers.




WOOT!

Another mech-head!
7/24/2005 6:47:45 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

There's some truth to that.  The five years I lived in Germany I never saw a German drink Jager.  The proper drink for an upset stomach is Kuemmerling.  I have a small bottle in front of me right now.



All I know is that "Uncle Ado" who ran the bratwurst stand in front of Pendleton Barracks,(Giessen FRG)
Was fond of MPs.. He used to give us a "suprise" in our lunch orders to go..... A can of Pepsi and an airline size bottle of Jaegermiester. Even in the middle of summer he'd tell us "Ist cold ya? MP cola for you!"

I know some folk don't like the taste, but I can't keep it in the house. If it is there I will drink it until it is gone.(Or I tip over).
7/24/2005 6:51:42 PM EDT
[#14]
Tastes to much like cough syrup to me.
7/24/2005 6:55:27 PM EDT
[#15]
7/24/2005 6:57:31 PM EDT
[#16]

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Hahaha.. we had an incident with Jager just the other day



Haha that is funny.
7/24/2005 6:59:58 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In Germany that stuff is more of a medicine than a drink! I keep it in the fridge for when I get an upset stomach!



Cough Syrup.



That's what I keep it on hand for. Cold in the back of the refrigerator.

BTW, I love the stuff. Most people I know can't stand it. Including all the womenz.
7/24/2005 7:06:47 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

There's some truth to that.  The five years I lived in Germany I never saw a German drink Jager.  The proper drink for an upset stomach is Kuemmerling.  I have a small bottle in front of me right now.



All I know is that "Uncle Ado" who ran the bratwurst stand in front of Pendleton Barracks,(Giessen FRG)
Was fond of MPs.. He used to give us a "suprise" in our lunch orders to go..... A can of Pepsi and an airline size bottle of Jaegermiester. Even in the middle of summer he'd tell us "Ist cold ya? MP cola for you!"

I know some folk don't like the taste, but I can't keep it in the house. If it is there I will drink it until it is gone.(Or I tip over).



Were you in the 564th?  I was there in 93 until we all went to the 284th in Frankfurt.  My wife is from Giessen.  Just think.....Woodland Club, Supermax, Licher Bier.
7/24/2005 7:13:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Ice cold Jager puts hairs on your chest, and makes the girls give up the phone numbers.

Kharn
7/24/2005 7:46:02 PM EDT
[#20]
^What he said ^
7/24/2005 7:56:09 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Ice cold Jager puts hairs on your chest, and makes the girls give up the phone numbers.

Kharn



You sure those were girls?
7/24/2005 7:58:46 PM EDT
[#22]
I love Jager bombs
7/24/2005 8:22:48 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

There's some truth to that.  The five years I lived in Germany I never saw a German drink Jager.  The proper drink for an upset stomach is Kuemmerling.  I have a small bottle in front of me right now.



All I know is that "Uncle Ado" who ran the bratwurst stand in front of Pendleton Barracks,(Giessen FRG)
Was fond of MPs.. He used to give us a "suprise" in our lunch orders to go..... A can of Pepsi and an airline size bottle of Jaegermiester. Even in the middle of summer he'd tell us "Ist cold ya? MP cola for you!"

I know some folk don't like the taste, but I can't keep it in the house. If it is there I will drink it until it is gone.(Or I tip over).



Were you in the 564th?  I was there in 93 until we all went to the 284th in Frankfurt.  My wife is from Giessen.  Just think.....Woodland Club, Supermax, Licher Bier.



Holy shit!

Yup... 2nd Plt 564th MP Co... we moved form Depot to Pendleton in '77 I personally liked Giessner Bier better. Licher was good... but Giessner was better cold.
If your wife is from there... I probably tried to date her mother.

We were "Cellar Saffron" in those days.... Butzbach was "Bagpipe Daybreak"... Frankfurt was "Discus Witness".

Did you guys still pull the Dortmund run?
7/24/2005 8:24:51 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Ice cold Jager puts hairs on your chest, and makes the girls give up the phone numbers.

Kharn



Or makes you throw up because black licorice is nasty as fuck.
7/24/2005 8:32:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Jager is teh yum.............
7/25/2005 3:31:08 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ice cold Jager puts hairs on your chest, and makes the girls give up the phone numbers.

Kharn



You sure those were girls?

Other girls, not "those two."

Quoted:
Or makes you throw up because black licorice is nasty as fuck.


Hey, tequila and cognac arent a walk in the park either, but if thats what it takes...

Kharn
7/25/2005 5:07:31 AM EDT
[#27]
Three Wise Men:


Layered,

1part Jager,
1part 151,
1part Rumple Minze


OUCH!!

7/25/2005 5:19:14 AM EDT
[#28]
Jager Bombs!
The RedBull gives you a little boost of energy, the Jager gets you f'ed up, and girls love 'em!
What's not to like?

Jager by itself? *damn, where's that vomit smiley when you need it?*
7/25/2005 5:24:43 AM EDT
[#29]
Last time I drank a bottle, our whole party went to jail. Of course the charges were dropped.
It was a pretty stupid situation involving a bar in the swamp, lots of red necks, a limo full of bouncers, waitresses and a stripper out for the evening (), several hand guns, a riot,  a crying limo driver, a totaled limo, and ended with a very old deputy with a shakey revolver the size of a water melon.
We made the New Orleans 10 o'clock news.
Ahhh, jager and the good 'ol days.


BTW, try Honey Jager if you get the chance, all the post about medicinal properties made me think of it.
7/25/2005 6:40:33 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Last time I drank a bottle, our whole party went to jail. Of course the charges were dropped.
It was a pretty stupid situation involving a bar in the swamp, lots of red necks, a limo full of bouncers, waitresses and a stripper out for the evening (), several hand guns, a riot,  a crying limo driver, a totaled limo, and ended with a very old deputy with a shakey revolver the size of a water melon.
We made the New Orleans 10 o'clock news.
Ahhh, jager and the good 'ol days.


BTW, try Honey Jager if you get the chance, all the post about medicinal properties made me think of it.



Well done!!


Jager shots really don't seem to be 'instant asshole juice' as was previously described.  BMW's, on the other hand...
7/25/2005 6:43:44 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
I love Jager bombs



+10000000


Pure Genius!!!!!!!