[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Jacking it in space/zero gravity (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 2/2/2016 8:01:07 PM EDT
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A smart person would use the vacuum wand that goes over the penis to collect urine. I heard the pee vacuum has a flashlight attachment. Good. Makes it easier to find in the night without turning on all the lights and waking people up/blinding yourself |
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This guys had this gif stored away for years and finally got the perfect thread 
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I know the women on the space shuttle are extra strength homely looking, but do you think any one has ever fucked in space? If I were an astronaut I would try my best and then let everyone know that I did. "Mile high club? Ha! Try the 250 mile high club" 
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A smart person would use the vacuum wand that goes over the penis to collect urine. I heard the pee vacuum has a flashlight attachment. Good. Makes it easier to find in the night without turning on all the lights and waking people up/blinding yourself New phone. My autocorrect hasn't learned that I say fleshlight more than flashlight yet.
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I know the women on the space shuttle are extra strength homely looking, but do you think any one has ever fucked in space? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space Its been given serious thought. |
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Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. http://http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc520/sel366/0c3ec6e18686580bd157ed44f603505c_zps3i1f7mub.jpg 
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I know the women on the space shuttle are extra strength homely looking, but do you think any one has ever fucked in space? Maybe. NASA goes out of their way to make sure they don't end up with a married couple both in space at the same time because it might affect the "team dynamic" Jan Davis and Mark Lee were married in secret shortly before the mission, and by the time they disclosed it to NASA there wasn't an opportunity to replace them. They spent 8 days in orbit. STS-47 in 1992. Since this is GD: 
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I know the women on the space shuttle are extra strength homely looking, but do you think any one has ever fucked in space? https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/ |
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I know the women on the space shuttle are extra strength homely looking, but do you think any one has ever fucked in space? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space Its been given serious thought. More than serious thought. If we're ever going to expand beyond Earth and insure that our species isn't wiped out by one inconvenient cosmological event, copulation and reproduction in microgravity is a key factor. Actually being able to create, grow, and give birth to more humans is kind of important in spreading humans beyond our spawn point, and there's some big empty spaces between here and other chunks of rock. |
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Zero gravity messes with your blood pressure, you would have difficulty getting an erection. Zero gravity also causes defects in embryos, so if you screwed a chick she better be on birth control.
The ISS medical kit has pregnancy tests in it. ISS medical guides. |
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Maybe. NASA goes out of their way to make sure they don't end up with a married couple both in space at the same time because it might affect the "team dynamic" Jan Davis and Mark Lee were married in secret shortly before the mission, and by the time they disclosed it to NASA there wasn't an opportunity to replace them. They spent 8 days in orbit. STS-47 in 1992. Since this is GD: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Jan_Davis.jpg/800px-Jan_Davis.jpg Quoted:
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I know the women on the space shuttle are extra strength homely looking, but do you think any one has ever fucked in space? Maybe. NASA goes out of their way to make sure they don't end up with a married couple both in space at the same time because it might affect the "team dynamic" Jan Davis and Mark Lee were married in secret shortly before the mission, and by the time they disclosed it to NASA there wasn't an opportunity to replace them. They spent 8 days in orbit. STS-47 in 1992. Since this is GD: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Jan_Davis.jpg/800px-Jan_Davis.jpg So I guess that's an ISS "10". 
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