Posted: 10/19/2009 6:10:05 AM EDT
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How I learned to mind my own business .. . ..
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, '13.....13....13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see What was going on..... Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting '14.....14....14'... |
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A guy was driving down the road one dark and rainy night when he got a flat tire. He happened to pull over right in front of the mental hospital. He had the car jacked up and the old tire off when he realized he couldn't find the lugnuts! It was pitch black and he couldn't find them anywhere in the tall, wet grass. He didn't have a cell phone and was sitting there wondering what today when he heard a voice call out from a window of the mental hospital.
"Hey you! Just take one lugnut off from the other three wheels and that will be enough to get you by until you can get to a tire shop." The stranded driver was elated and grateful for this advice. "Thank you so much!" He yelled back. "That's ingenious, but what is a smart person like you doing in the nuthouse?" "You bastard," the voice replied, "I'm the electrician!" 
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A guy was driving down the road one dark and rainy night when he got a flat tire. He happened to pull over right in front of the mental hospital. He had the car jacked up and the old tire off when he realized he couldn't find the lugnuts! It was pitch black and he couldn't find them anywhere in the tall, wet grass. He didn't have a cell phone and was sitting there wondering what today when he heard a voice call out from a window of the mental hospital. "Hey you! Just take one lugnut off from the other three wheels and that will be enough to get you by until you can get to a tire shop." The stranded driver was elated and grateful for this advice. "Thank you so much!" He yelled back. "That's ingenious, but what is a smart person like you doing in the nuthouse?" "You bastard," the voice replied, "I'm the electrician!" 
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A guy was driving down the road one dark and rainy night when he got a flat tire. He happened to pull over right in front of the mental hospital. He had the car jacked up and the old tire off when he realized he couldn't find the lugnuts! It was pitch black and he couldn't find them anywhere in the tall, wet grass. He didn't have a cell phone and was sitting there wondering what today when he heard a voice call out from a window of the mental hospital. "Hey you! Just take one lugnut off from the other three wheels and that will be enough to get you by until you can get to a tire shop." The stranded driver was elated and grateful for this advice. "Thank you so much!" He yelled back. "That's ingenious, but what is a smart person like you doing in the nuthouse?" "You bastard," the voice replied, "I'm the electrician!" I always heard that one, but it ended with "Just because I'm in a mental hospital, doesn't make me fucking stupid" |
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Quoted: A guy was driving down the road one dark and rainy night when he got a flat tire. He happened to pull over right in front of the mental hospital. He had the car jacked up and the old tire off when he realized he couldn't find the lugnuts! It was pitch black and he couldn't find them anywhere in the tall, wet grass. He didn't have a cell phone and was sitting there wondering what today when he heard a voice call out from a window of the mental hospital. "Hey you! Just take one lugnut off from the other three wheels and that will be enough to get you by until you can get to a tire shop." The stranded driver was elated and grateful for this advice. "Thank you so much!" He yelled back. "That's ingenious, but what is a smart person like you doing in the nuthouse?" "You bastard," the voice replied, "I'm the electrician!" If it was pitch black, how could the electrician see him?  |
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A guy was driving down the road one dark and rainy night when he got a flat tire. He happened to pull over right in front of the mental hospital. He had the car jacked up and the old tire off when he realized he couldn't find the lugnuts! It was pitch black and he couldn't find them anywhere in the tall, wet grass. He didn't have a cell phone and was sitting there wondering what today when he heard a voice call out from a window of the mental hospital. "Hey you! Just take one lugnut off from the other three wheels and that will be enough to get you by until you can get to a tire shop." The stranded driver was elated and grateful for this advice. "Thank you so much!" He yelled back. "That's ingenious, but what is a smart person like you doing in the nuthouse?" "You bastard," the voice replied, "I'm the electrician!" If it was pitch black, how could the electrician see him?
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