Subject: Union Rules

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first
one,
he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the
street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I  pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here
has
67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

Nice