Posted: 3/17/2005 5:21:04 PM EDT
|
A flight takes off from Miami headed to Chicago. As the plane levels out and throttles back, the captain picks up the microphone and begins the usual in flight chatter. "Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the crew and I, welcome aboard. We will be cruising at an altitude of 33,000 feet. Light south winds mean we will be on schedule for Chicago." The captain lays down the microphone but fails to turn it off. He turns to the co-pilot and says loudly "Take the wheel. I have to take a monster crap and when I'm finished, I'm gonna fuck the stewardess!" From the back of the plane the stewardess frantically dashes forward. Nearing the cockpit, a little old lady sticks her foot out into the row, tripping the stewardess who falls flat on her face. Granny looks down at the stewardess and asks "What’s the hurry, honey? He said he had to take a shit first." |