My company just implemented a two cone rule for our work trucks. We need to have a come at the from and one at the rear when we park. There was a pallet of them at the shop and my boss points to it and says, 'Make sure you take two cones, The Tallest.'
My response was, "I've been doing this job for 17 years and have never needed cones. What makes you think I need them now?" I still don't have the stupid comes on my truck.